Lets start a religion!

[Twilight Circuits 603]

But did the the scripture of old not say, thou shall not love false idols? For in the new scripture, it says Celestia did not believe in the ways of old. For it also shows in Lesson Zero, thou shall not love false idols lest Twilight get in trouble with Celestia. For in the kindom of heaven, Celestia lays in wait, eager to see the ponies. Because the pony searched high, the pony searched low, for as above, so below. But you see... Twilight teacheth the elements of harmony, for Twilight balanced the discord within... For Celestia knows that Twilight Celuna Circuits sayeth, "For I, have the Elements Of Harmony In Me."

 

But I say to you, that I would not lie, for would I not have to share my knowledge if I knew? For is not true that the Vatican is known as the beast? Would the beast not try and deceive thy pony's belief and cause thy pony to truly live in fear? Would Celestia not tell you the truth as would I? For if prayers do not get answered, then why would Celestia write my story into My Little Pony? Because, friendship really IS MAGIC, if the pony would but pay attention and judgeth not, a pony really does loveth their craft.

 

01:36 Treat yourself from the love of another pony's craft.
01:44 Judgeth not, a pony that loveth their craft and their generousity
01:56 Nor, should a pony be overly picky.
02:03 Sharing with a pony's friends is good.
02:05 And one should not create worry
02:07 For all are still equal.
02:14 But so me pony's persist
02:17 to have it not work out.
02:22 Thus they try again.
02:26 Ignor a nt of the mess that is created.
02:32 For then it seems to create chaos
02:39 For a pony might then become cr azy.
02:40 And think that all are equal
02:44 And continue with their list.
02:55 As the beast washes his face.
02:58 Although, not necessary.
03:03 For the beast checks the list once again
03:13 Ignorant he would feel his own pain.
03:20 For thou had known about p rayer.
03:23 and cause d a pony to worry and be afraid.
03:30 Is that bad?
03:33 For it was believed it was needed every week.
03:39 For it was also believed to be without fail.
03:41 The pony looked for the day
03:43 The beast finds it.
03:49 The pony questioned it
03:51 The beast responded
03:56 The pony grew scared
03:59 Believing it was Sunday
04:00 Causing the pony to be worried
04:02 About being late with thy prayers.
04:14 Causing a pony to worry even more.
04:18 The beast tried to teach forgiveness.
04:22 But the pony lived in fear.
04:26 Believing fate was not their own.
04:30 Believing they would not be forgiven
04:33 If they did not take their studies seriously.
04:40 Believing they would be judged.
04:50 Further adding to the ponies fear.
04:54 Worrying they would be sent back.
05:00 To the beginning where it all began.
05:03 The pony feared ridicule
05:06 That others would laugh
05:10 The beast assured it ridiculous
05:19 They would not be sent back to the beginning.
05:21 Should the pony still pray on Sunday.
05:30 Convinced problems would be solved.

 

For you see, even Celestia knows the truth about religion and it's falsehoods. For I wouldn't be able to see it should Celestia not grant me the power to. Would that not be the love of Celestia? I believe so.

[Unique Pinkie Pie 173]

my reaction is the vid

 

 

i would go to hell if i worhip any god but him(joke)

religion can make people zealous (kill people who aren't part of their religion)

and i also think there is already one called bronyism

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

Being a brony is a religion now? I'm so sorry, guys, I don't think I can be a brony anymore since I don't like religion.

 

 

Let's think about how much sense that makes for a minute.

[Twilight Circuits 603]

Being a brony is a religion now? I'm so sorry, guys, I don't think I can be a brony anymore since I don't like religion.

 

 

Let's think about how much sense that makes for a minute.

You're already a part of it pony. Just wait what happens. Cause when it does, it's probably going to shock you in more ways then one.

 

Edit: You could always interview me you know. It could be fun, because under God, I can't lie. And doesn't say in the bible thou shall not lie?

Edited March 18, 2013 by TwilightCircuits

[Leatherbehlt 465]

You know... this probably isn't a good idea. We definitely should close and delete this thread then hire hitmen to whack everypony who's posted in or seen this thread so no idiots get any ideas. *dead serious face*