Sea kittens

[Starshine 16,330]

Well look what do we have here... A cute sea kittens indeed

 

She just wants to play with your fingers, with your virgin soul as a side dish

 

PETA's ridiculous campaign is hardly surprising, I'm still waiting for the inevitable campaign of converting horse-pulled carriages with human-pulled ones.

 

And who could possibly want to put a hook through a sea kitten?

Whoever wrote this surely has no idea what kind of darkness lurks under the internet

[Sugarcube 213]

What da faq?

 

Sure I am down with some sea kittens, although ya know most fish I eat come from streams and lakes so stream kittens?

 

Man this fried lake kitten is delightful.

 

Will crawdad and shrimp boils now be called kitten boils?

 

Not to mention I can now say I am am eating some sea pussy *sorry sorry sorry, it was there I had to do it, slinks away laughing evil like*

[SagasaPony 122]

I came into this thread expecting something related to sea-monkeys.

 

I am sadly disappointed, and slightly disturbed by what I found instead.

 

Really? Sea-kittens instead of fish? Are they getting desperate or what?

 

 

Not to mention I can now say I am eating some sea pussy.

 

At least the smell won't be any different.

 

...sorry, inappropriate joke I know.