Create the worst season ever

[8ballgremlin 20]

How about a plan Plan 9 from Outer Space episode? Worst movie ever made.

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Hey guys, I got the worst season for y'all:

 

Season 2.

[DainbowRash 4]

Hey guys, I got the worst season for y'all:

 

None of the seasons suck

Fix'd

[8ballgremlin 20]

How about a plan Plan 9 from Outer Space episode? Worst movie ever made.

Any episode inspired by an Ed Wood movie would do. He was the original no talent hack.

[Astrobrony 655]

1.  What's The Story? - The CMC become "CUTIE MARK CRUSADER SCRIPT WRITERS!!!  YAY!!!"  They ambush DHX and try to write the whole season themselves.  Ten minutes later, Hasbro has no choice but to cancel FiM and replace it with G3 reruns.  

Edited June 10, 2013 by Astrobrony

[Radiance64 7,052]

A lot of these are pretty good in terms of being bad... pretty sure I made the worst season though.

[WildCard 1,037]

Epsiode 1: New Lunar Republic Part 1:
Princess Luna starts a rebellion and fights her oh so evil sister Celestia. Of course, there are guns, spaceships and s***.

Episode 2: New Lunar Republic Part 2:
After Luna finally overthrows Celestia. The episode ends with an exiting twist, revealing that it was just Twilight reading a terrible fanfic.

Episode 3: Angstception
Fluttershy has to overcome her fear of being afraid with the help of her friends. In the end she suceeds, but as usual she drops all character development with the next episode.

Episode 4: The naked truth
Rarity is getting into financial troubles because nopony in Ponyville is wearing any clothes.

Episode 5: The Pinkie and Derpy show
An episode where evertything goes wrong and that is filled with slapstick. Both protagonists behave unbelievable stupid.

Episode 6: Get rich or cry trying
Babs visits Ponyville and brings along a beatbox. The CMC then form their very own rap-group "Run CMC" hoping to find their special talent.

Episode 7: Canterlot GP
Rainbow Dash gets a starting place for the annual Royal Canterlot Grand Prix hosted by Princess Celestia and the Wonderbolts. As she prepares for the race her friends discover a conspiracy that should help the fan favorite to win the race. Off course they find a solution and Rainbow Dash wins the race...just to be neglected by the Wonderbolts once again.

Episode 8: Pwn of the Dead
After his death King Sombra has turned into the undead King Zombra who turns the ponies of the crystal empire to Zombies. The mane six have to find a cure and in the end redeem King Zombra.

Episode 9: Feeling Pinkie Sheen
Pinkies parties have gone out of control. Her friends have to find a way to convince her that she's going too far.

Episode 10: Shades of Hay
Rainbow Dash enjoys reading...a bit too much.

Episode 11: What's my AJ again?
Applejack has to prepare a dinner for her family alone and freaks out because she doesn't know how to lay the cloth.

Episode 13: Nothing ever happens
In the last episode of the shortened season the mane6 realise that the whole season nothing really new happened.


 

[Spring Storm 276]

Some of you are failing hard at this. "The Great Muffin Caper - Spike has to help Pinkie Pie track down the walleyed pony who's been stealing all her muffins." Who WOULDN'T want to see this episode? Even if you hate Spike and Pinkie, it'd be worth it for the Derpy. "Let Me Stand Next to Your Dragonfire - Spike accidentally sends Twilight's private diary to Princess Celestia, and has to go to Canterlot to get it back before the Princess reads it." Not a fan of the title, but this is kind of an intriguing concept that could make for an interesting episode. "Blackscale the Pirate - A band of dragon pirates take Spike hostage" Dragon pirates? Do I even need to say how AWESOME that is? "Too Long, Too Cold - Rarity and Vinyl Scratch are stranded together during a snowstorm." A Rarity and Vinyl episode? BUCK YES! You guys seriously need to step up your game and make all the episodes actually sound bad.

 

I guess I better show everypony how to do this right:

 

Episode 1: Pandora's OCs Part 1 - The mane six go on a journey to find the legendary Pandora's Box, and halfway through the episode, they find it and open it. Equestria is flooded with OC's as a result. Deer horns, snake eyes, Homestuck hair, bat wings, exotic markings not seen before in the show, and eye-bleedingly horrible color schemes all become the norm as the mane six feel short due to the average height of ponies tripling.

 

Episode 2: Pandora's OCs Part 2 - Celestia and Luna are overthrown by a much more powerful Alicorn, who is then overthrown by an even more powerful Alicorn, and on and on. Chaos ensues throughout all of Equestria, as only a small number of these ponies are actually normal, not insanely powerful or hideous ponies. Both the Elements of Harmony and Cadence's love fail to stop these horrific monsters.

 

Episode 3: Pony Rewind: Bloodhooves the Death Master casts a spell on every non-OC pony in the show that begins to age them backwards. As the near the baby stage, they notice that they aren't changing into normal gen 4 babies. Their heads are bigger, their limbs slightly longer, and their eyes are much bigger. At the end of the episode, gen 3.5 Scootaloo wakes up from her dream, and tells her friends all about how "Friendship was magic".

 

Episode 4: Two For Tea: Pinkie Pie and Toola Roola have a tea party. Despite being capable of having a fully-functional tea party, they must still wear diapers because BABIES.

 

Episode 5: Portrait of a Pony: Toola Roola paints Sweetie Belle's portrait.

 

Episode 6: Gotta Go Fast: Rainbow Dash wants ice cream, but the refrigerator is all the way downstairs and on the other side of the house. She crawls as fast as she can to get it, finally obtaining and eating it at the end of the episode.

 

Episode 7: Shake Yo Twist Thing: G3.5-ified Twist shakes her booty for 22 minutes.

 

Episode 8: Scootaloo's Toy Train: Scootaloo receives in a package in the mail. It's a toy train. She proceeds to play with it.

 

Episode 9: Rainbow Dash's Fashion Show: Rainbow Dash designs outfits for everypony, helping them all learn to dress in style.

 

Episode 10: Starsong's Musical: Starsong performs a musical with her pony friends. (Note that Daniel Ingram is no longer the show's songwriter, as all of the DHX staff were replaced by the gen 3 staff as of episode 4)

 

Episode 11: Cheerilee's Story Time: Cheerilee reads to her little sister, Scootaloo.

 

Episode 12: Griffon the Brush-Off: It turns out Gilda was actually real, and she shows up in Ponyville. The events that follow are very similar to the Season 1 episode, with some changes: - Things are altered to fit G3.5. - At Pinkie's ending party, we see her leave shortly after Gilda does. The episode then focuses on the rest of the party-goers for a little while, and then Pinkie returns. Everypony is oblivious to the fact that she left.

 

Episode 13: Diaper Problems: Sweetie Belle is out of diapers, and goes to Cheerilee's diaper shop to get more.

 

Episode 14: Cupcakes Part 1: This episode plays out exactly like the fanfic does, only with G3.5 ponies. This time, nothing is altered to fit G3.5.

 

Episode 15: Cupcakes Part 2: Continuation of the Cupcakes story. However, at the end, there is a brief fade to black, then we see an autistic 5-year-old staring at the G4 and G3.5 ponies he holds in his hands.

Edited July 4, 2013 by Spring Storm

[ReverseFaller 2,483]

My Season
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Episode 1: Twilight has to master the art of throwing frozen dinners (using her magic).

Episode 2: Moo-hammad the cow comes to visit Ponyville all the way from Saddle Arabia. 

Episode 3: Spike wants to fly high in the sky, but his doesn't have wings yet. A friendly pony offers to get Spike high.

Episode 4: A strange grey furred pony with candy corn horns visits Ponyville with the intent to troll.
Episode 5: Rainbow Dash is looking for a job. A nice Pony from Germaney offers her a job to make Rainbows in a factory located in Cloudsdale. 
Episode 6: Fluttershy's couch cushions are stolen. Who would do such a thing? The great detective Pinkie Pie is on the case!
Episode 7: Maretallica comes to ponyville, and the ponies go enjoy the show. 22 minutes of Maretallica music. 
Episode 8: Applejack buys some fancy x-ray glasses, only to see that Ponyville has tons of changelings in it. They live!
Episode 9: Derpy hooves looks for her muffin. How did she lose it? She just doesn't know what went wrong.
Episode 10: Granny Smith dies. Zecora brings her back to life. 
Episode 11: Canterlot finishes developing its first Nuclear Bomb. 
Episode 12: Celestia shoots ponies out of her cannon for her own enjoyment. 

Episode 13: Finale-The Soviet Ponies come to ponyville to introduce Communism.

Edited July 4, 2013 by ReverseFaller

[Mand'alor Dash 2,224]

1. Everypony Dies Part 1: Twilight Sparkle dies for no reason, hijinks ensue.

 

2. Everypony Dies Part 2: Equestria's suicide rate reaches 100%. They all just explode and die, except Pinkie Pie for some reason.

 

3. THE SUPER ADVENTURE EPISODE!: Almost the entire cast of characters is dead. 22 minutes of staring at nothing.

 

4. And then the ponies came back to life for whatever reason: Misleading title. Nothing happens. Pinkie Pie discovers a new brownie recipe, though.

 

5. A Wizard and his bag of tricks: Vampire Potter stops in Equestria for no reason and revives all the dead ponies. Rarity becomes an Alicorn.

 

6. Mirror, Mirror: Rainbow Dash accidentally flies through the mirror to Canterlot High, and is held hostage by a creepy man for fifteen years before her friends come to rescue her. Lyra becomes an Alicorn.

 

7. Luck of the Twi-rish: Twilight reads a book on card counting, now nopony at the local casino wants to be her friend anymore!

 

8. One Direction comes to Equestria: To escape a massive horde of (literally) rabid fangirls after the zombie apocalypse strikes Canterlot High, the boy band hops through the mirror and performs a concert for Ponyville. Harry Styles becomes an Alicorn.

 

9. Pony Trek: The Previous Generation: Twilight Sparkle finds a second mirror in the Crystal Empire. This one's a time machine that can only go back 4-10 years. Lauren Faust becomes an Earth Pony.

 

10. Krazy Kate's Karz: Rarity and Applejack take a job at a car dealership run by a very friendly white pony, and several of her white coworkers who like to dress up as ghosts and burn things on zebras' lawns. They fit right in.

 

11. Derpish Petroleum: Derpy Unnamed gray pony #12 accidentally causes a huge oil friendship spill that poisons befriends all the cute little animals in the Everfree Forest. Celestia tries to clean up the spilled oil friendship, but is overwhelmed when it ends up killing warming the hearts of all her pony friends and spreading cancer happiness across all of Equestria. Also, a dumb metajoke about censorship.

 

12. Twilight was a unicorn, but now she's not: The whole episode is nothing but Twilight singing "Started from the bottom" over and over and over and over and over...

 

13. My Little Porny: Friendship is Beneficial: Rainbow Dash and Twilight get lonely. Three guesses what happens next. Rainbow Dash becomes an Ali- oh... Never mind.

 

14. Equestria Girls 2: Jaundice Day: Fluttershy goes through the mirror and has exactly the same adventure that Twilight did, but with 20% more unnaturally yellow skin.

 

15. Show Stoppers 2: Sequel Day: The Cutie Mark Crusaders try to put on a show about why they gave up on music, but they don't get their cutie marks since the story they wrote has absolutely no conflict.

 

16. It's About Time 2: Electric Boogaloo: Two more Twilight Sparkles come back from the future, only now one of them can melt and stuff. Pinkie thinks the melty one is cool until it tries to kill her and then the other one tells her a story about the future and junk and why you shouldn't litter and that's how Pinkie Pie got her cutie mark!

 

17. Frying the Coke: Twilight jumps over a massive mecha-shark to escape an exploding nuclear fridge. Also, she still has wings.

 

18. Judgement Day 2: Electric Scootaloo: Scootaloo becomes a robot and tries to murder Sweetie Belle. The writers realize they've been using an awful lot of robots recently.

 

19. Chaotic Neutral: Discord tries to change his ways and be good. And then he does. That was easy.

 

20. Reefer Wrap-Up: Pinkie Pie puts her new brownie recipe to work. Her parties suddenly get a lot quieter.

 

21 Zero Punctuation Pinkie Pie discovers the script of the episode but thinks the punctuation marks are candies so she eats them all and hijinks ensue

 

22. Goodie Four-Shoes: Discord, being reformed and born-again and shit, decides to become a country pop singer. His only fans are ponies who dress up like hipsters.

 

23. I Become an Alicorn: I, Mandalore Dash, become the greatest Alicorn ever to walk Equestria! Do you doubt my amazing power!?

 

24. Pot is in Bloom: Twilight goes back in time again to stop Pinkie from trying Marijuana. Until she ends up trying some herself, that is. Then miss uppity Twilight Sparkle learns that she needs to chill the fuck out for a bit.

 

25. The Elements of Fartmony: Applejack learns honesty the hard way after her family recipe bean stew leaves Equestria just a little bit smellier.

 

26. The Elements of Fartmony: Farting is Magic: Rarity's generosity and Pinkie Pie's laughter take on a whole new meaning during a particularly odorous family reunion.