Le Kvlt Dawn 2,364 May 28, 2013 Share May 28, 2013 Okay so hi, my name is Varg Vikernes, I'm 5 years old and according to my classmates, I have a weird taste in music. So like, everyone in my class likes songs like "Pop goes the weazel" and "Jingle Bells". But I don't, I think those songs suck. I like stuff like Venom, Slayer, Sodom, Kreator, Possessed and D.R.I.. One day, I asked my teacher if she liked Sodom and she hit me in the head with a ruler And then I started crying. So I kicked her in the leg and then she sent me to the principal's office. I was sent home early, and my mommy took away all my metal records. And I started crying again. I cried myself to sleep, then my mom gave me all my CDs back. (Yay.) The next day at school, the teacher was playing some music on the stereo. I remmembered that I had my "Pleasure to Kill" CD in my backpack. So I took it out, went up to the CD player, took out the CD that was playing (it was one of those stupid Vegie Tales CDs) and I put my CD in it. It started playing loud as shit, IT WAS FUCKING BR00TAL, and my teacher hit me with the ruler again My teacher is such a femal dog I swear. My mommy told me to say "female dog" instead of "bitch" because whenever I say "bitch" she said that she would sell my CDs to the buggieman But yea, that female dog forgot to give me back my CD. Now I'm sad So I burned down a church by my house. It was actually a lot of fun. And this old guy got went to jail for it And I stabbed one of my classmates to death too Yay! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champion RD92 8,658 May 28, 2013 Share May 28, 2013 Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmittyWerbenjagermanjense 1,032 May 28, 2013 Share May 28, 2013 Make that into a book bro. Heartwarming. http://www.youtube.com/user/MaliciousMusicMedia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moog the Kvlt 1,460 May 28, 2013 Share May 28, 2013 (edited) Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? go look up Varg Vikernes on google, then you'll get the references Edited May 28, 2013 by Blackwater Moog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Kvlt Dawn 2,364 May 28, 2013 Author Share May 28, 2013 Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? Shut up, I bet you still we the bed you poser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champion RD92 8,658 May 28, 2013 Share May 28, 2013 Shut up, I bet you still we the bed you poser .....I'm done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Kvlt Dawn 2,364 May 28, 2013 Author Share May 28, 2013 .....I'm done. I bet you have girl cooties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champion RD92 8,658 May 28, 2013 Share May 28, 2013 I bet you have girl cooties I bet you like wieners in your mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Kvlt Dawn 2,364 May 28, 2013 Author Share May 28, 2013 I bet you like wieners in your mouth I bet you love going to saucege fests Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiki 5,856 May 28, 2013 Share May 28, 2013 lmao lvl 1 n00b do u evn gabber You'll be entranced by me ♥ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Kvlt Dawn 2,364 May 28, 2013 Author Share May 28, 2013 lmao lvl 1 n00b do u evn gabber Silence fool, I shall put you into the altar of sacrifice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOi i'm tEMMIE 178 May 28, 2013 Share May 28, 2013 This is the funniest thing I have ever read. Bravo Hoi!!! i'm tEMMIE!!! PLZ HELP TEM PAY 4 COLLEG!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moog the Kvlt 1,460 May 28, 2013 Share May 28, 2013 lmao lvl 1 n00b do u evn gabber ppffftt...gabber lol do u even IDM bro? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Kvlt Dawn 2,364 May 28, 2013 Author Share May 28, 2013 This is the funniest thing I have ever read. Bravo Silence fool, or you will be sacrificed to the dark lord Satan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOi i'm tEMMIE 178 May 28, 2013 Share May 28, 2013 How are you five when your profile says your 15 Hoi!!! i'm tEMMIE!!! PLZ HELP TEM PAY 4 COLLEG!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moog the Kvlt 1,460 May 28, 2013 Share May 28, 2013 How are you five when your profile says your 15 Someone is taking the forum lounge too seriously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOi i'm tEMMIE 178 May 28, 2013 Share May 28, 2013 Someone is taking the forum lounge too seriously People in the forum lounge are taking me too seriously Hoi!!! i'm tEMMIE!!! PLZ HELP TEM PAY 4 COLLEG!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Kvlt Dawn 2,364 May 28, 2013 Author Share May 28, 2013 People in the forum lounge are taking me too seriously Quiet, fucker. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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