Jon the VGNerd 885 July 23, 2013 Share July 23, 2013 The latest pony vs. object/food/car is here! And yes, even I thought it'd be over once it's started but... it's basically far from it. You ready? Good! Here we go! Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, commonly referred as Princess Cadance for everypony, including Twilight Sparkle, is an alicorn princess of the Crystal Empire and the wife of Shining Armor. Although she performs her usual royal duties, she always has a lot of time to see her friends, including Twilight Sparkle, her foal sitter, and will usually perform the "Sunshine, Sunshine Ladybugs Awake" quote since the two were fillies. Like Princesses Celestia and Luna, Cadence also has a sense of bravery and always willing to protect her friends, the Crystal Empire, and her husband. But even for a royal princess like Cadence, there's always an unexpecting challenge, and that is a machine with an identical name, despite that she is preferably called Princess Cadance. How will the royal princess of the Crystal Empire, as well as Equestria, fare up against a machine of the same name? The Kia Cadenza is a machine made by man, built for economical and luxurious purposes. The Cadenza, while doesn't usually boast a lot of speed unless if at the right hands of a skilled racing driver, is a road-friendly machine, but usually strays off from any other terrain besides the soft asphalt. Unlike many ponies in Equestria, however, the Kia Cadenza has wheels instead of hooves and lacks the ability to fly. Despite this, however, for many drivers from Earth, they refer the Cadenza as the "economically-friendly machine" along with its prestigious bodywork. But, even for such a wondrous machine, it is pitted against an alicorn princess, bearing an identical name. How will a luxury sedan fare against the royal pony with the same name? After Octavia the cellist proved that her elegance prevailed over Octavia, the machine that matches luxury but wound up losing because of its noisy engine despite its prevalent speed as the cellist majestically resumed practicing her music. The second pony vs. car awaits; who will bear the true Cadenza name? The alicorn princess heir to the throne of the Crystal Empire in Equestria, or the machine bearing its luxurious appearance and performance that can handle the road and with sheer handling? Find out! ('tis a successor of Octavia vs. Octavia, sooo yeah. Decide away! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelxXxTrixie 433 July 23, 2013 Share July 23, 2013 I've never been the biggest fan of cars, and I think Ponies are pretty. Especially Princess Cadence, so I'm going to have to go with Cadence on this. 1 Thanks to the lovely Pink Mist for the magnificent signature! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaZe Vinyl 521 July 23, 2013 Share July 23, 2013 Cadence. I love cars. I love racecars and cars. This does not qualify as a car, along with most Kias. So, yeah. Pony > Kia any day of the week. 2 Avatar by Zhortac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celtore 2,770 July 23, 2013 Share July 23, 2013 (edited) The car is very nice... but can you throw it like a spear!? Ok, seriously though. It has nice mileage, beats my yaris on fuel efficiency, but I've never really driven a Kia before. I also don't know whether I would like a car that doesn't do too well on more rough roads, especially since it seems like there's always road construction in my area... Also the pony is pretty awesome. So yeah, Pony wins again! (I miiiight be a bit bias...) Edited July 23, 2013 by Celtore 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smarts 1,622 July 25, 2013 Share July 25, 2013 No matter how many of these blank vs. blank threads I see, the pony will always win. I mean, think about it. You just can't beat a pony. It's like the ultimate trump card. So, back on topic. Cadance the pony is the true Cadance. Yeah, a car is nice and all, but can it fly, use magic, and talk? I didn't think so. Cadance the pony can do all of that PLUS she is a princess of an empire comprised of ponies made of crystals. CRYSTALS! I mean, a car just can't beat that. 1 IF is best girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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