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Parody of a Chainmail


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Girl: Do you think I'm pretty?

Boy: NO

Girl: Do you even want to be with me forever?

Boy: NO

Girl: Do you even like me?

Boy: NO

Girl: Would you cry if I walked away?

Boy: NO

She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes.

The boy grabbed her arm.

Boy: You're not pretty... You're downright hideous.

Boy: I don't want to be with you forever... I need to stay away from you forever.

Boy: I don't like you... I want to kill you.

Boy: I won't cry if you walked away... I would celebrate if you walked away.

Boy whispers: Please stay away from me.

Girl whispers: I will......

¤Tonight at midnight your true love will realize (s)he doesn't love you.

¤Something good will not happen to you @ 1-4 p.m.

¤Get ready for the shock of your life.

¤If you don't post this to 20 burritos... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 seconds.

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I posted this to 20 burritos as the chainmail said for me to do, now my nonexistent love life will continue thriving!

 

Much accomplished.

Edited by SmartyPants

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I just posted this to 30 burritos, because I'm cool like that.

 

 

(If there's one thing I enjoy about not having any IRL friends, it's not getting annoying chain messages.)

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I really don't have a love life so besides the something bad happening to me tomorrow part, this really doesn't affect me :)

I read a fanfic about my favorite cartoon pairing where the girl asked the exact same questions to the guy, and he responded the same way saying no, but then he told her some really romantic things instead of telling her to walk away. I was crying :(

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I just printed this out and taped it to twenty burritos at Taco Bell.

 

I'll be sending you a bill for my bail. 

 

All this for a love life!

Thanks, you killed my laughter muscle.  :(  FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU so much smaller I can't stand it. I'm going insane.  EVEN MORE FUUU LIKE SRSLY RAINBODASH ii DAFUQ THIS POST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE ANYMORE

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