Girls: The Incomplete Research

[The Soldier 2,044]

Intro

Girls are a mysterious kind of Homo sapiens. They are secretly in a society gang called the "Hooded", named because they usually "cover up" what they truly desire and, instead, say the opposite. In example, they say that they want a nice guy who is well groomed and smart. But instead, they fall in love with a douche bag.

 

Past

The "Hooded" has actually been started by Eve, the wife of Adam. The traditional performances were not really like what they are now. They were more kind than the modern tradition, really. But all of that has actually changed when in the 20th century, the Hooded had no leader at the moment and they desperately chose a 9 year old girl in order to rule over them.

 

Present

That 9 year old girl was very unwise and foolish, she says the one thing and does/thinks the complete opposite. It is now the tradition for almost all girls (there are a few girls in the world who are not part of the Hooded). Now, every year, the Hooded chooses a ruler no older than 10 who is supposed perform the same thing that the 9 year old had started.

 

Future

In the future, it is unknown what will happen to the Hooded. Some say that it will fall due to its current state. Others say that it will rise. But, despite what girls do, they can't predict the future...

Edited July 25, 2013 by Psyche Clops

[Harmonic Revelations 8,837]

they can't predict the future...

That's what you think.

[Nothing&NoOne 695]

Ok, firstly; try not to overgenearlize on how girls act. You're gonna offend some of us by doing that.

 

Secondly, you guys are a complete mystery to us also.

 

 

 

In example, they say that they want a nice guy who is well groomed and smart. But instead, they fall in love with a douche bag.

 

Keep in mind that there's girls who want the nice guys who only fall in love with the massive bitches.

[Thuja 3,667]

T-The secret order of The Hooded must not be known!!!  It Isn't time yet   !!!!!

[Yes-Man 597]

As it's president, I can speak for the entire organization when I say that the Secret Society of Virgins is in your debt.

 

Ok, firstly; try not to overgenearlize on how girls act. You're gonna offend some of us by doing that.

 

Secondly, you guys are a complete mystery to us also.

 

 

Keep in mind that there's girls who want the nice guys who only fall in love with the massive bitches.

Well, this is the Forum Lounge, so I don't think he was very serious. Edited July 25, 2013 by Yes-Man

[Silverhoof 2,845]

The assassin wing of the Hooded will now target Psyche Clops for exposing the their fatal feminine foundation online where anyone can read it. Prepare yourself, brother. The killer chicks are coming.

Edited July 28, 2013 by Silverhoof