Sazama Ichida 2,367 November 8, 2013 Share November 8, 2013 Greetings all you lowly peasant commoners! Feel lucky that I have decided to grace you with my presence! I've taken time out of my royal schedule to answer questions you might have! OOC: I just had to try this lol. I loved Prince Blueblood. He was hilarious. I'm one of his very few fans in the fandom. Oh and just so everyone knows, Prince Blueblood is a douchebag. So please don't get offended by anything that might be said here. It's just a roleplay. 2 The White Shinigami Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hastur 505 November 8, 2013 Share November 8, 2013 Greetings all you lowly peasant commoners! Feel lucky that I have decided to grace you with my presence! I've taken time out of my royal schedule to answer questions you might have! SP Kira: OH HELL NAWW'!!! You do NOT speak to me that way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sazama Ichida 2,367 November 8, 2013 Author Share November 8, 2013 SP Kira: OH HELL NAWW'!!! You do NOT speak to me that way! Excuse me!?!?!? I'll have you know that you stand before royalty! KNOW YOUR PLACE YOU COMMONER! I came here to answer questions. So if you don't have any then begone! I'm not going to waste my time with you! The White Shinigami Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hastur 505 November 8, 2013 Share November 8, 2013 Excuse me!?!?!? I'll have you know that you stand before royalty! KNOW YOUR PLACE YOU COMMONER! I came here to answer questions. So if you don't have any then begone! I'm not going to waste my time with you! SP Kira: I'm anything but 'common' I am the Prince of Life and Death. So I should tell you to 'know your place'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 November 8, 2013 Share November 8, 2013 Dear Prince Blueblood, ELIT agent Spiral here, you may have heard of us from princess Luna. While working a case commissioned by one of her contacts, we have collected a few statements suggesting your presence aboard HMS Horndyke shortly before it was sunk off the Cauliflownian shore by an unknown creature. May we arrange a convenient time for an interview on the subject? Please note down as much as you remember, especially if you noticed anything unusual before disembarking. Thank you in advance, in the name of the ELIT agency -Feather Spiral PS: Strict protocol states that we approach written statements with minimal trust, therefore it is recommended to meet face-to-face with our informants and witnesses. Due to the nature of our investigations and per Princess Luna's demand, appointments with active ELIT agents get priority over the great majority of duties, even military or royal. I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sazama Ichida 2,367 November 8, 2013 Author Share November 8, 2013 SP Kira: I'm anything but 'common' I am the Prince of Life and Death. So I should tell you to 'know your place'. Is that so? Well do you know who my aunt is? Dear Prince Blueblood, ELIT agent Spiral here, you may have heard of us from princess Luna. While working a case commissioned by one of her contacts, we have collected a few statements suggesting your presence aboard HMS Horndyke shortly before it was sunk off the Cauliflownian shore by an unknown creature. May we arrange a convenient time for an interview on the subject? Please note down as much as you remember, especially if you noticed anything unusual before disembarking. Thank you in advance, in the name of the ELIT agency -Feather Spiral PS: Strict protocol states that we approach written statements with minimal trust, therefore it is recommended to meet face-to-face with our informants and witnesses. Due to the nature of our investigations and per Princess Luna's demand, appointments with active ELIT agents get priority over the great majority of duties, even military or royal. Nopony informed me of this! Oh good heavens! 1 The White Shinigami Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hastur 505 November 8, 2013 Share November 8, 2013 Is that so? Well do you know who my aunt is? SP Kira: yes, I apologize for my outburst earlier, I know you would react the same way. And yes I know who your aunt is and for your information, I'm for times stronger then her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deletedaccount0000 216 November 8, 2013 Share November 8, 2013 You know how stuck up you are could leave you in trouble, rarity could ki-no, ANYPONY can kick your plot. "Life isn't about success, its About trying hard and learning from mistakes" ~TheScrewUpCrew http://i.imgur.com/AheKe13.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sazama Ichida 2,367 November 8, 2013 Author Share November 8, 2013 SP Kira: yes, I apologize for my outburst earlier, I know you would react the same way. And yes I know who your aunt is and for your information, I'm for times stronger then her. You would actually compare yourself to the almighty Alicorn goddess of Equestria? Princess Celestia herself? Such naivety and ignorance amuses me! But apology accepted. Perhaps you can humor me! You know how stuck up you are could leave you in trouble, rarity could ki-no, ANYPONY can kick your plot. How dare you! The White Shinigami Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hastur 505 November 8, 2013 Share November 8, 2013 You would actually compare yourself to the almighty Alicorn goddess of Equestria? Princess Celestia herself? Such naivety and ignorance amuses me! But apology accepted. Perhaps you can humor me! SP Kira: tell me how I can prove my statement? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deletedaccount0000 216 November 8, 2013 Share November 8, 2013 Umadwannabe? (Yes I no it's umadbro but still) if I were celestia I would send you to the moon. "Life isn't about success, its About trying hard and learning from mistakes" ~TheScrewUpCrew http://i.imgur.com/AheKe13.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sazama Ichida 2,367 November 8, 2013 Author Share November 8, 2013 SP Kira: tell me how I can prove my statement? Challenge her to a fight and see if you can win. Umadwannabe? (Yes I no it's umadbro but still) if I were celestia I would send you to the moon. I didn't come here to be insulted like this! Away with you! Get out of my sight you lowly peasant! The White Shinigami Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hastur 505 November 8, 2013 Share November 8, 2013 Challenge her to a fight and see if you can win. SP Kira: very well, bring her to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deletedaccount0000 216 November 9, 2013 Share November 9, 2013 Hah, talk about lowly, 'cause you are! I'm just returning the favor (for what you did to rarity) "Life isn't about success, its About trying hard and learning from mistakes" ~TheScrewUpCrew http://i.imgur.com/AheKe13.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sazama Ichida 2,367 November 9, 2013 Author Share November 9, 2013 Hah, talk about lowly, 'cause you are! I'm just returning the favor (for what you did to rarity) Excuse me!?!?!? If anything SHE treated ME like dirt! I am a prince! And she didn't want to respect that! Peasants should know their place around me! The White Shinigami Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deletedaccount0000 216 November 9, 2013 Share November 9, 2013 Excuse me!?!?!? If anything SHE treated ME like dirt! I am a prince! And she didn't want to respect that! Peasants should know their place around me! she treated you FAIRLY, all you did was make her do the stuff you were afraid of, like stepping in WATER and opening DOORS. You treated her as dirt, ill have you know SHE LIKED YOU BEFORE YOU MADE THOSE SNOBBY DECISIONS!! "Life isn't about success, its About trying hard and learning from mistakes" ~TheScrewUpCrew http://i.imgur.com/AheKe13.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sazama Ichida 2,367 November 9, 2013 Author Share November 9, 2013 Urgh! You commoners are REALLY getting on my nerves! You want me to go and apologize to Rarity don't you? Urgh! Again with the Rarity incident at the Gala! ALRIGHT FINE! Anything to get you ponies to shut up! The White Shinigami Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hastur 505 November 9, 2013 Share November 9, 2013 What would you do with no "commeners" to serve you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sazama Ichida 2,367 November 9, 2013 Author Share November 9, 2013 What would you do with no "commeners" to serve you? EGADS! I can't even bare the thought! 1 The White Shinigami Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hastur 505 November 9, 2013 Share November 9, 2013 (edited) EGADS! I can't even bare the thought! Exactly, you need commeners to live the way you do, farmers grow your food, maid ponies wake you up on time, and chefs cook your food. You should thank them every one in awhile. Am I wrong? Edited November 9, 2013 by Fluttershysguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sazama Ichida 2,367 November 14, 2013 Author Share November 14, 2013 Exactly, you need commeners to live the way you do, farmers grow your food, maid ponies wake you up on time, and chefs cook your food. You should thank them every one in awhile. Am I wrong? Well who cares? They all do the work so I don't have to! And as long as I have them what's there to worry about? It's not like they're going to go somewhere right? I'm royalty! So why should I care about them and their troubles? They the ones who worry about making ME happy! The White Shinigami Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hastur 505 November 14, 2013 Share November 14, 2013 Well who cares? They all do the work so I don't have to! And as long as I have them what's there to worry about? It's not like they're going to go somewhere right? I'm royalty! So why should I care about them and their troubles? They the ones who worry about making ME happy! Very well, but one day you will meet a former assassin pony, you will not be his target, but you will respect him, remember that well, Blueblood, remember it well. *dissipates* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sazama Ichida 2,367 November 14, 2013 Author Share November 14, 2013 Very well, but one day you will meet a former assassin pony, you will not be his target, but you will respect him, remember that well, Blueblood, remember it well. *dissipates* Oh dear me! I wonder what he could've meant by that... The White Shinigami Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hastur 505 November 14, 2013 Share November 14, 2013 Oh dear me! I wonder what he could've meant by that... Subject 888: *bursts in through doors with a bloody mouth* (Italian accent) you have water, yes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sazama Ichida 2,367 November 14, 2013 Author Share November 14, 2013 Subject 888: *bursts in through doors with a bloody mouth* (Italian accent) you have water, yes? *screams like a little girl* Who are you!?!?!?!? Ewww!!! Stay back!!! I just had my mane and my coat done today!!! You're going to splatter that stuff on me!!! The White Shinigami Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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