Lillia 69 March 4, 2012 Share March 4, 2012 (Mods, go ahead and move this admittedly random and sugar fueled thread if you feel it would go better somewhere else) I firmly believe that in the case of a zombie outbreak, Derpy is Equestria's best chance at survival. Given her talents thus displayed, this is the most likely, and best scenario: Derpy: *teams up with survivors* CAN I HELP? Rainbow Dash: No Derpy! Derpy: Are ya suuuuuuure? Rainbow Dash: NO WAY! You'll just get us all... waitaminute... Derpy! HELP THE ZOMBIES!!! Derpy: Okaaaay! *dead zombies* *mission accomplished* Apple Jack and Rainbow Dash would be valiant, Rarity ever the body armor seamstress, Twilight Sparkle ever resourceful, and Pinkie Pie ever energetic, but only Derpy has the power to completely annihilate the zombie horde. You disagree? The Most Misunderstood Mare... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twi Rubix 726 March 4, 2012 Share March 4, 2012 Yeah, that sounds about right! Except Derpy, but really who knows what she will do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daring Do 195 March 4, 2012 Share March 4, 2012 Hmm... Well assuming that Zombies really did lose most of their faculties... ponies would already have the upper hand with Magic. Otherwise, I'd say the Mane Six would be great survivors IF they stuck together. Each of the six have special talents that could be applicable to the situation, but if one of them were missing, they could be easily overrun by flying and magic-using zombies. To be honest though, the Princesses have the highest chance of survival. Great adventuring for great treasures!....Except when I'm hurt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive01 5,299 March 4, 2012 Share March 4, 2012 (edited) Background ponies= Peashooters, Sunflowers Spike= Torchwood Twilight= Hypnoshroom Fluttershy= Scaredy-shroom Rainbow Dash= Jalapeno (or Gatling Gun?) Pinkie Pie= Cherry Bomb Rarity= Marigold Applejack= Tall-nut Derpy= Doom Shroom xD Applebloom= Sun-shroom The point? There is no best combatant, since they're all individual plant species; they gotta work together, with FRIENDSHIP! Edited March 4, 2012 by Derpity Derp 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcusaralius76 150 March 4, 2012 Share March 4, 2012 I wrote a little plotline for what would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse. Applejack provided the food and muscle to move their stuff, Pinkie Pie was anti-earth melee, Twilight protected them from Magic attacks, Fluttershy went into the woods and brought out a giant army of animals, Dash made a giant hammer out of storm clouds and went all-out THOR on the flying zombies, and Rarity made them all armor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luurilka 325 March 5, 2012 Share March 5, 2012 But Fluttershy is best sniper. She'd just Headshot all the zombies. 1 "Reducing existential risk — that is, carefully and thoughtfully preparing to not kill ourselves — may be the greatest moral imperative we have." - Lukeprog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponyvangelist 732 March 5, 2012 Share March 5, 2012 Best combatants? Zombie ponies. Twilight told Spike there were no zombie ponies, but how could she know? Did she look for them? Did she check the pony graveyards? Do ponies even have graveyards? If not, and there's no place to bury them, then they must become zombie ponies. Which, in turn, would be the best combatants. Q.E.D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pony Joe 583 March 5, 2012 Share March 5, 2012 Definitely Twilight. She would drop rocks, fling sawblades, and shoot magic blasts at them like nobody's business. That's really all there is to say on the matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lillia 69 March 5, 2012 Author Share March 5, 2012 Crap. Forgot the Tactical Sonic RainNuke that is Rainbow Dash. How many zombies do you think she could bag in one sitting? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tBBLhHe_j0 The Most Misunderstood Mare... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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