Zecora's Curse

[Fire_Fly 499]

Welcome, everypony, to this magical thread

Born of an idea locked up in my head.

 

My games have taken a large turn for the worse,

As reading this invokes Zecora's Curse.

 

What you post is not of much concern,

But there is one rule you'd do well to learn:

 

Take extra care, and take extra time

To ensure every post is written in rhyme.

 

And now that the rules have been added in,

There's nothing left, but for us to begin!

[/mlp/ 106]

This is swell i like to rhyme

 

Its something i do in my spare time.

 

One after another i see nice new ponies

 

Saying funny stuff like phony baloney.

 

I'm soarin the quick and the fast

 

Some may say even faster than Rainbow Dash!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

They see me SOARIN and they HATIN

 

THE END

[ZomBrony 347]

I am sitting here listenin

To sparta remixes

wondering on what I'll write for listin

and waiting intently for new episodes of trix(ie)

 

(this only works if you pronounce listenin right)

Edited March 10, 2012 by XxZomBloxxorxX

[Fire_Fly 499]

Very nice, I must admit!

I'm impressed more than quite a bit.

 

And here we are at post number four.

And my second one......but who's keeping score...?

[L-PinkVsD-Pink327 177]

You pitiful mortals, lacking in ability

to rhyme without showing major stupidity.

 

But feel free to attempt what you are weak at

Regardless in the end, I will always be top act.

 

Now one may think I'm being much too rude

To those I say: Problem dude?

[speedspike2 2]

wat a humorus curse but i must say

wat were to happen if we may

 

not speak in rhymes

not every time?

[Fire_Fly 499]

wat a humorus curse but i must say wat were to happen if we may not speak in rhymes not every time?

Y'know what? I don't really know at all.... *covers mouth quickly*

 

*parasprites randomly attack a nearby area*

 

Well, apparently there's the answer you seek;

 

Rhyming keeps the parasprites meek.

[speedspike2 2]

Y'know what? I don't really know at all.... *covers mouth quickly*

 

*parasprites randomly attack a nearby area*

 

Well, apparently there's the answer you seek;

 

Rhyming keeps the parasprites meek.

 

that answers one question i have but theres still one

how do u reles the curse zecoras done?

[Fire_Fly 499]

that answers one question i have but theres still one

how do u reles the curse zecoras done?

 

I've found one answer; there may be more,

The curse seems to fade away at the door.

 

A word of advice to keep in one's head:

To be free of the curse, one must visit a new thread

[speedspike2 2]

ok thats good...i kinda guess

but still i like this curse its a real test

 

ryhming like this is really fun

and i think the fun has just begun

[Fire_Fly 499]

I agree with you there; this curse has a perk.

To ponies like us, it's much more fun than work.

 

Searching the brain for just the right word

To continue this game, most think quite absurd.

[Senor Citizen 516]

It's always night, or we wouldn't need light.

[duskhooves12 3]

hello fire_fly im new so im gonna enjoy

unfortunately i fell under this curse...oh boy!

 

hopefully i can make some new friends (like you maybe)

and they can introduce me to some new trends

Edited March 27, 2012 by duskhooves12

[Fire_Fly 499]

Welcome, welcome, to this thread among threads,

Into which only a few brave ponies dare tread!

We hope you've got lots of rhymes in your head,

Because I rhyme at least this much before bed!

 

I congratulate you on your brilliant timing,

In stumbling upon this thread of rhyming.

And with no further stall or miming,

I believe I've done enough priming...

[duskhooves12 3]

I see you're very good sir

but you've created quite a stir

 

for i am good at rhyming

especially when the key is timing

this is one thing im good at

but my rhymes are dark like a bat (at times)

 

sometimes i believe this is my key

to express how i feel and all about me

so please if you inteand to win this

ill bite right back at you with a hiss

 

Fluttershy and Twilight are my friends

Tomorrow is a tour to show me the new trends

around Celestia and all

So try not lag behind or else you'll fall

Edited March 27, 2012 by duskhooves12

[Fire_Fly 499]

Very nice, I must declare!

For lack of a well-deserved fanfare,

Because nothing else can quite compare

To a shiny rhyme that's well-prepared.

And worry not, I will take care,

Not to stop and not to stare;

For that is more than I ever dare

To attempt to do, it would be rare.

And to fall gives me no scare,

I can keep up, this I swear.

[Discovery Dream 592]

I am a poet, and a clever young bloke

Rhyming, to me, is not a joke

 

I'd write an odyssey if you did ask

I am quite ready, I'm up for the task

 

What shall we discuss? What shall we do?

The topic at hand will be up to you

 

I've got an itch for talking

So let us get walking

 

Let the pages run! Let the topic thrive!

Let it be known that this thread will stay alive!

[duskhooves12 3]

Being as it is Rainbowdash is my sister

and even though im not fast mister

i shall continue to do as i must

i hope in that you trust

 

this is not a war easily won

but i'll tell ya it'll be hecka fun

but unfortunatley i will be the man

to become your biggest fan

 

for even though we are at war

i will still give you what for

for i shall never run out of rhymes

and that this shall be the best of times

 

so is there anything i can get you dear chap

maybe a compass and a map

for i shall point you in the direction

and shall i never fix a spelling correction

 

this is a task i'll never fail

so bring me a shove and a pail

for i shall bury you in the sand

then one day ill give you my hand (in friendship and bronyness)

Edited March 27, 2012 by duskhooves12

[Fire_Fly 499]

I am grateful to all who inhabit this thread.

I might be quite bored, if it had gone dead.

 

Enough about that, the matter at hand...

Is that we need a topic to stand.

 

So next poster goes first, to decide with no fuss,

What topic, in rhyme, we all shall discuss!

[duskhooves12 3]

how about our pony bothers

and our pony sisters and others

my fellow man

for this can be a fanfiction it shall be grand

Edited March 27, 2012 by duskhooves12