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10,000 Things to Do in Wal•Mart


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103. Hang out in the parking lot and look through all the buggys to see if anyone left something behind in thier cart.

 

(Worked as a wal-mart cart pusher. Know what I found the most? Canes. Old people canes. I guess it's the senility. In any case, I got a few free meals and snacks out of it. I returned wallets and phones though. Be a Wal-Mart cartpusher. You get free stuff almost every day.)

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Flandre Scarlet miscounted. Mine was 103.

 

107. Go get a bag of donuts, chocolate preferably, and chocolate hersheys syrup. Also a plastic flag. Take the items to the bathroom in the the back of the building and dump the donuts into a comode. Pour the chocolate syrup over the donuts. Plant a flag on one of the donuts. Now take a magic marker and write "BP Oil Spill" on the stall wall.

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My OCD is really starting to kill me, since the numbers and posts aren't matching up...

 

Basically, someone posted two things at the same time, so I've added a rule saying that you can only post one thing at a time, but feel free to post with only one post after your last one.

 

This post should fix the numbers

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108. Walk around the parking lot and look for dusty/dirty cars to write funny messages in.

 

And yeah, I've been going through the same thing Somepony.  :P

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AFFILIATION:  MANE 9

 

GOAL:  TO LOVE AND TOLERATE AND EAT TACOS

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111.  Change up all the price tags, then when customers start browsing, have them play "The Price is Right," where they have to guess the prices.  If they win they can buy their product, and if they lose, they have to leave.

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GOAL:  TO LOVE AND TOLERATE AND EAT TACOS

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112. Go through all the ashtrays outside and collect every cigerrete butt. Wait for the homeless guy to come by his usual place to find no more free halfsmoked cigerretes. Film the rage.

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Set up a Slip N' Slide, put bathing suits on, and just go at it.

Dammit, someone needs more ambition!

 

115. Get pools (and fill them with water), beach toys, sand (if they don't carry any, bring a bag or two or find a suitable alternative), folding chairs, coolers, beach blankets, slip n' slides, SET UP A WHOLE BEACH!!!

 

don't do this unless you can make bail

 

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116. Find a way to get a group of cats to chase you, then run into Wal-mart with the cats in tow.

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GOAL:  TO LOVE AND TOLERATE AND EAT TACOS

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117. You will need:

-A group of similar minded people

-Stormtrooper costumes

-red spray paint

-blasters

-a megaphone

-money for bail

 

You have the materials? Good, here are your instructions:

Use red paint to paint the Target target on the stormtrooper costumes. March into WalMart with blasters and fan out in front of entrance. The person with the megaphone is to step forward and claim the store in the name of Target. From there, feel free to march up and down the aisles yelling Target propaganda.

 

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119. Dress up in a cat suit, go to the pet aisle, find a package of cat nip. Dump the cat nip all over yourself and roll around on the ground making erotic noises.

 

When questioned yell out, "It's better than cocaine!"

 

Works best in conjuction with #116

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120. Hack into the announcing speakers and play Harlem Shake.

 

Then bribe a employee to give you 5 days of free MLP Figurines and ROBLOX Cards to turn off the music.

 

BUT he has to make everyone Harlem Shake first (Even the other employees and the boss)

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122. If you're in a wet county, go to the beer ailse wearing an Alchoholics Anonymous shirt and stop suddenly in the middle of the aisle. Turn around and look at the alchohol with wide teary eyes and break down crying in front of multiple witnesses.

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123.  Stand out side the entrance and ask people if they have money.  Not if they will donate money, but if they have any on them.

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NAME:  GAMEANGEL147

 

AFFILIATION:  MANE 9

 

GOAL:  TO LOVE AND TOLERATE AND EAT TACOS

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