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north koreans from space!

Due to an uneasy political situation in Korea, I have decided exactly what the governments of the world should do. The United Nations should have the entire world's supply of mining equipment, cut North Korea out of the Earth, put a atmospheric generator on North Korea so they won't all suffocate in space, then have billions of spacecraft attach ropes, wires and chains to the country and lift North Korea out of the ocean and suspend the entire country into space. Then, we'll have a new planet, P

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Simcity, DRM and the slow death of PC gaming.

So, I recently got Simcity for the PC when it was released. I had high hopes for this game since it looked promising when EA released some gameplay footage on the internet. So, I pick up my copy which I pre-ordered from Gamestop, I get home, I get on my computer, put the disc in then I realize it's one of those games which has to be connected to EA's crappy DRM client, Origin. So, I log into Origin, then start installing the game which took about 7 hours. I'm not entirely sure if the disc is eve

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So I made my own youtube channel.

So, today I decided to make my own youtube channel. Nothing much right now but I hope to expand it in the future. Here is the link to my channel   http://www.youtube.com/user/khwarezmia?feature=watch   And this is my first ever video.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJtBesoAG6E   I would love it if you liked my videos or even subscribed, but of course, it's your choice.

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Starcraft and shootings.

I understand this is somewhat old news, but this really pissed me off. So I was reading an (old) article on Forbes recently. The article was about the Sandy Hook shooting and that CNN was blaming Starcraft 2 for the slaughter because they believe that because the shooter had recently played Starcraft before he shot up a bunch of children, then that means that Starcraft made him do it. So, we should ban Starcraft and any other video game that has a ESRB rating above E. Well, let's wind the clocks

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Farcry 3: PC or Xbox?

I'm considering getting Far Cry 3 tomorrow. Can it run on maximum settings with these specs?   OS: Windows 7 Graphics card: NVIDIA GeForce GT 650M Processor: Intel®Core i7-3630QM CPU @2.40 GHz RAM: 8 GB   I also want to know if I have to download anything else with the game, like Games For Windows Live or some stupid, useless launcher that just clutters up my system.   If that's true, I'll just save myself some time and buy the Xbox version.

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Anti desu

Everybody says there is this DESU problem. Everybody says this DESU problem will be solved when the desu world pours into EVERY desu country and ONLY into desu countries.   The Desu and Desu are just as crowded as Desu or Desu, but nobody says Desu or Desu will solve this DESU problem by desuing in millions of third desu-ers and desuing with them.   Everybody says the final desu to this DESU problem is for EVERY desu country and ONLY desu countries to “desu,” i.e., inter-desu, with all those

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World of Warcraft fustration

I recently got World of Warcraft this week. I started up a Goblin Hunter character and I'm level 10 now. The only problem is WHEN DO I GET OFF OF LOST ISLE. I've completed over 50 quests yet I still don't see any end. Anyone have some advice?

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Capitalism is Fear.

Just something I'm thinking... Fear sells. Think about it! Turn on the TV, you see the commercials? What are they selling you, some product? No, they're selling the fear of living without their products. Fear of poverty, fear of ugliness, fear of being lonely, fear of boredom... I could go on for hours. Hell, after the 9/11 terrorist attacks, gun sales went up by 70% and ammo sales went up by 140%! Americans started buying gas masks, bulletproof vests, handguns, burglar alarms, etc. Thanks to ou

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Strange new country?

So I was watching this video today...   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfjFOiUMWSQ&feature=r%C2%ADelmfu   And if you go to the "Statistics" section, you'll see that this video is also popular in ZZ. Where the hell is ZZ?

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Equestrian Racial Class Division

Just something I noticed a bit in MLP:FIM. All of the races of ponies seem to all be categorized in different castes in pony society.   Earth Ponies= Basically the "working class" and the bottom rung of pony society. These ponies are usually labourers, farmers or slaves.   Pegasus Ponies=The middle class. These ponies create weather and are usually richer than earth ponies. Pegasus ponies also work as (incompetent) soldiers because all the royal guards are male pegasi. (With the exception of

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I don't go outside too often.

Ok, I just had a strange realization. Thing is, I work from home and I haven't talked to anyone in real life for about 2 days now. Actually, I haven't even seen anyone else. I live alone in a dingy old apartment in... some city in the united staetes and it doesnt help that this apartment is underground and has no windows (had to get the cheapest one of course) and no one has even knocked on my door. I haven't even picked up my damn mail and... I dont know why but im scared to go out into the str

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I'm back

Well, if anyone cares, I thought I'd let you all know that I'm back. I haven't been on the forums that much because of school, work and I've recently got a new computer. I've also recently visited some relatives in Turkey and I stayed in the country for about a week.

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Weird pink stuff inside my head.

Anyways, something weird happened today. Some dumbass smashed my skull in with a sledgehammer. Thankfully, it didn't kill me. However, when I got home, a bunch of weird stuff started falling out of the hole he made in my skull. I peeled back the bits of bone and I started picking at it. It's all pink and looks like some kind of weird tissue. I sometimes tear bits of the pink tissue out of my head and feed it to my pet catfish. Should I stop doing that? Now that I think of it, what is that pink s

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A wonderful day in Little Horse Town.

How about I tell you about my trip to Little Horse Town? I was going there to meet my friend, Salmon Pastry. I think she was throwing some kind of birthday party for her pet crocodile, Toothless. Anyways, she had invited all her friends. There was Scarcity, Dawn Brilliance, Celeryjack, Apprehensive Flitter, and of course myself, Fast Color Spectrum. It was a wonderful party and after it was over, we all had a wonderful group hug. And then I proceeded to fly back home to my wonderful home in Ashg

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Smuggler's and Customs

Once, I was a smuggler. And I had to get 20,000 pounds of hashish through the customs. I chose to hide it on me somewhere. But where? "I know!" I said. I'll shove it in my butt. After that I tried to leave the restroom but suddenly the door opened! "HEY! What are you doing?" the Gendarmerie yelled. They searched me. They looked in my pockets, they looked in my shoes. Down my shirt then down my pants. They even looked UNDER my ass, but they never thought to look IN my ass now did they? So they le

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