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  1. Happy Birthday Usa
  2. Back from Zambia. Tired as hell. Gonna go to bed now.

  3. Leaving to Zambia on a volunteer project tomorrow. See you guys later.

  4. Bears should have the right to own firearms. After all, if the black bears in North America had guns, they wouldn't be endangered at all. Hunters wouldn't want to mess with a bear armed with a M16A2.

    1. Acoustic Cloud

      Acoustic Cloud

      Why would they carry an M16A2? Those are somewhat obsolete. I'd see them carrying an FN SCAR-H :P

    2. Evilshy


      Right to bear arms.


    1. Midnight Seeker

      Midnight Seeker

      I see. How do you believe would should handle that situation then young man? *puffs on pipe*

  6. Due to an uneasy political situation in Korea, I have decided exactly what the governments of the world should do. The United Nations should have the entire world's supply of mining equipment, cut North Korea out of the Earth, put a atmospheric generator on North Korea so they won't all suffocate in space, then have billions of spacecraft attach ropes, wires and chains to the country and lift North Korea out of the ocean and suspend the entire country into space. Then, we'll have a new planet, Planet North Korea. How does my idea sound?
  7. You know... I just hate it when Voldemort uses my shower gel without asking.

    1. ParsoOfEquestria


      or when he uses your shampoo

  8. Well, it's been a long day of protesting and getting harassed by police. gonna go to bed now.

    1. Harmonic Revelations

      Harmonic Revelations

      If you protest, whether or not rightfully, you're harrassing whoever you're protesting against, so the police are just doing their jobs.

    2. sLORT


      I'm not sure if peaceful protesters being run over by armored vehicles, being gassed, shot, and otherwise seriously injured by police is justifiable. I suppose "harass" is too light of a word. I live in Turkey btw.

  9. The main difference between Europe and USA is that one is a country and one is a continent.

  10. Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm superfly TNT; I'm the guns of the Navarone!

  11. join the nigerian army today we serve free cookies

  12. I have an unusual obsession with Nazis. I don't agree with the Nazi ideology but I do think the uniforms of the soldiers and SS, the symbols, armored vehicles, and other stuff like that looks cool.
  13. Damn... The new xbox is like the telescreens from George Orwell's 1984!

    1. Yamato



  14. Sean Connery looks like Ayatollah Khomeini

  15. Princess Celestia is Amaterasu