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  1. sLORT
    Happy Birthday Usa
  2. sLORT

    Back from Zambia. Tired as hell. Gonna go to bed now.

  3. sLORT

    Leaving to Zambia on a volunteer project tomorrow. See you guys later.

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    Bears should have the right to own firearms. After all, if the black bears in North America had guns, they wouldn't be endangered at all. Hunters wouldn't want to mess with a bear armed with a M16A2.

    1. Acoustic Cloud

      Acoustic Cloud

      Why would they carry an M16A2? Those are somewhat obsolete. I'd see them carrying an FN SCAR-H :P

    2. Evilshy

      Evilshy

      Right to bear arms.

  5. sLORT

    NAZI VAMPIRES EATING BABIES

    1. Midnight Seeker

      Midnight Seeker

      I see. How do you believe would should handle that situation then young man? *puffs on pipe*

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    Due to an uneasy political situation in Korea, I have decided exactly what the governments of the world should do. The United Nations should have the entire world's supply of mining equipment, cut North Korea out of the Earth, put a atmospheric generator on North Korea so they won't all suffocate in space, then have billions of spacecraft attach ropes, wires and chains to the country and lift North Korea out of the ocean and suspend the entire country into space. Then, we'll have a new planet, Planet North Korea. How does my idea sound?
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    You know... I just hate it when Voldemort uses my shower gel without asking.

    1. ParsoOfEquestria

      ParsoOfEquestria

      or when he uses your shampoo

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    Well, it's been a long day of protesting and getting harassed by police. gonna go to bed now.

    1. Harmonic Revelations

      Harmonic Revelations

      If you protest, whether or not rightfully, you're harrassing whoever you're protesting against, so the police are just doing their jobs.

    2. sLORT

      sLORT

      I'm not sure if peaceful protesters being run over by armored vehicles, being gassed, shot, and otherwise seriously injured by police is justifiable. I suppose "harass" is too light of a word. I live in Turkey btw.

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    The main difference between Europe and USA is that one is a country and one is a continent.

  10. sLORT

    Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm superfly TNT; I'm the guns of the Navarone!

  11. sLORT

    join the nigerian army today we serve free cookies

  12. sLORT
    I have an unusual obsession with Nazis. I don't agree with the Nazi ideology but I do think the uniforms of the soldiers and SS, the symbols, armored vehicles, and other stuff like that looks cool.
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    Damn... The new xbox is like the telescreens from George Orwell's 1984!

    1. Yamato

      Yamato

      OH GOD! IT'S COMING TRUE!

  14. sLORT

    Sean Connery looks like Ayatollah Khomeini

  15. sLORT

    Princess Celestia is Amaterasu

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    Pacific Rim is an Evangelion ripoff.

    1. Evilshy

      Evilshy

      When I first saw the preview, I thought it was going to be some lame, live action American adaptation of Evangelion.

      But it;s still giant robots fighting, so I'm totally seeing it.

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    Hermann Göring ate all the Luftwaffe's pilots. That's why Germany lost the Battle of Britain.

    1. Yamato

      Yamato

      Well, that and Daleks...

  18. sLORT
    Great, just great. Absolutely wonderful.
    1. SmittyWerbenjagermanjense

      SmittyWerbenjagermanjense

      Your feeding the flames of eternal doom.Heed my warnings dear stranger.

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    "The best argument against democracy is five-minute conversation with a voter"-Winston Churchill

    1. Midnight Seeker

      Midnight Seeker

      He was the guy who wanted to invade Russia right after the second world war, so not everything he said should be seen as gospel.

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    That moment when you're watching anime on youtube, and advertisements keep blotting out the subtitles...

    1. Shiki

      Shiki

      >anime on youtube

    2. Just some guy

      Just some guy

      This is why Adblock should be installed on every web browser.

    3. Acoustic Cloud

      Acoustic Cloud

      adblock plus is your new best friend.

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    Hermann Göring is fat.

    1. Jadefire

      Jadefire

      Stop the presses!

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    http://i.imgur.com/Q9b1YUK.png There are no words to describe this.
    1. Kazuki Fuse

      Kazuki Fuse

      Jesus christ...

    2. Sky Warden

      Sky Warden

      Am I a bad person for laughing at this?

    3. Midnight Seeker

      Midnight Seeker

      I have heard of people like this! There was a guy in Japan who wanted to change the law so he could marry a cartoon character. He attracted a lot of support, but I don't know if he succeeded.

      We're a messed up species.

  23. sLORT
    Nigeria
  24. sLORT

    Finally home from Russia...

  25. sLORT

    Returning home from Russia tomorrow. Glad to be back soon.

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