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I foolishly drove home drunk once. I found out that I ran over a stray dog the following morning because there was blood all over one of the tires and there was dog's corpse on my driveway. I stopped drinking after I converted to Islam a couple years ago.
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I think Call Me Maybe is by far better than Tik Tok but asking me which one of these songs I'd like to listen to would be like asking if would prefer to be waterboarded or have my teeth pulled out with a claw hammer. No matter what I choose, I'm gonna have a really bad time...
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Just something I noticed a bit in MLP:FIM. All of the races of ponies seem to all be categorized in different castes in pony society. Earth Ponies= Basically the "working class" and the bottom rung of pony society. These ponies are usually labourers, farmers or slaves. Pegasus Ponies=The middle class. These ponies create weather and are usually richer than earth ponies. Pegasus ponies also work as (incompetent) soldiers because all the royal guards are male pegasi. (With the exception of Shining Armor, who is a unicorn.) Unicorns= The Upper Class. Usually richer and more well educated than the other two races. Alicorns=Master race. Only 3 alicorns are supposedly exist in the show and they are all the godlike rulers of Equestria and hold absolute power over their people. And if you look at some of the towns and cities in Equestria, they seem to reflect the majority race living in said city. For example, even though they are many unicorns living in Ponyville, the town seems to be mostly populated by Earth Ponies and seems to be a community based around agriculture. Cloudsdale is populated entirely by pegasus ponies and the city's purpose seems to be for creating weather. The pegasi also seem to be living in more extravagant homes. Canterlot seems to be populated almost entirely by unicorns and is the political capital of Equestria and the home of the Alicorns. Most unicorns in the city seem to be extremely rich and live in luxurious residences. Just an observation.
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Looks Like a Anti-Brony group is gaining Steam
sLORT replied to LoKé kRude's topic in Sugarcube Corner
Just ignore them and they might go away. They just want your attention, that's all. Oh, and if they start micspamming on Team Fortress 2, just spam this. Then, we can have a micspamming party! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usgyC8kVWZI -
I thought the Star Wars prequels were pretty good Obama is a good president I think cats are disgusting I don't get why people love Derpy so much. I'm a socialist. I love Grimdark fanfiction Ocarina of Time really isn't that good 9/11 wasn't a false flag operation Kosovo is a real country NATO is a good organization I liked Bane better than the Joker. Clopping really isn't that bad Karl Marx was a great man The Ottoman Empire shouldn't have fallen Most youtubers are a bunch of dumbasses "Slender" is just stupid Most Slenderman creepypasta's are stupid Fuck consoles. Vloggers are annoying
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2EKWgTNEYU I just listened to UVB-76. I don't know why but sent chills down my spine. That BUZZZZZZZZZZZ-BUZZZZZZZZZZZ sound is just really unsettling to me. Still better than most shit on American radios, that's for sure.
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Where's this Tar Nation Applejack's always referring to?
sLORT replied to Doctor XFizzle's topic in MLP:FiM Canon Discussion
The Tar Nation is a mysterious country north of Pakistan and south of Venezuela. The Tar Nation is a single-party state, led by the Tar Nationalists' Party (TNP). The country's government follows the Tarche ideology of self-reliance, initiated by the country's first President, Tarmahn-1. After his death, Tarmahn-1 was declared the country's Eternal President. Tarche became the official state ideology, replacing fascism, when the country adopted a new constitution in 1972. With the dissolution of the Tariet Union in December 1991, the Tar Nation lost a major trading partner and strategic ally. Combined with a series of natural disasters, this led to the Tar Nation famine, which lasted from 1994 to 1998 and killed an estimated 800,000 to 3,500,000 people. The Tar Nation’s leader Tarmahn-2 adopted the Taryun, or "military-first" policy in order to strengthen the country and its government. In 2009, references to fascism were systematically removed from the country's constitution and legal documents altogether. The Tar Nation has been described as a totalitarian dictatorship with an elaborate cult of personality around the Tar family and one of the lowest-ranking human rights records of any country, though the Tar Nation’s government denies this. As a result of its isolation and authoritarian rule, it has sometimes been labeled the "Hermit kingdom", a name once given to its predecessor, the Tar Empire. In 2011, the Tar Nation had the lowest Democracy Index of any nation on Earth. The Tar Nation is one of the world's most militarized countries, with a total of 9,495,000 active, reserve, and paramilitary personnel. Its active duty army of 1.21 million is the 4th largest in the world, after China, the U.S., and Equestria. It is a nuclear-weapons state and has an active space program. -
What are you doing on 'Dooms Day' 12/21/12
sLORT replied to Boxxi The Brony's topic in General Discussion
I was playing Civilization V, eating pizza and browsing the internet. The world should be gone now. But it would appear that all is right with the world. They are no Mayan ghost warriors, no atom bombs, no rapture. Just peace and quiet. -
gaming What is your favourite gaming console?
sLORT replied to Dark Hoof's topic in Media Discussion
PC. Better graphics, modding, better games (in my opinion) and I just find it a lot easier to play most games with a keyboard and a mouse as opposed to a controller. Of course, you gotta love the Atari 2600. Best console ever. Atari was when games were simple, it was just all about getting a high score. Now it's all about killstreaks and prestiges... -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOB278741rQ I'd listen to this while in my bunker, watching mushroom clouds, fighter jets bombing cities and general chaos unfold around the Earth on CNN during the opening shots of World War 3. Then the station would shut off. I turn off the TV, and embrace my solitude in the dark confines of my nuclear bunker.
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DONT TRUST ANYTHING DONT TRUST ANYTHING DONT TRUST ANYTHING DONT TRUST ANYTHING DONT TRUST ANYTHING DONT TRUST ANYTHING DONT TRUST ANYTHING DONT TRUST ANYTHING
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Ok, I just had a strange realization. Thing is, I work from home and I haven't talked to anyone in real life for about 2 days now. Actually, I haven't even seen anyone else. I live alone in a dingy old apartment in... some city in the united staetes and it doesnt help that this apartment is underground and has no windows (had to get the cheapest one of course) and no one has even knocked on my door. I haven't even picked up my damn mail and... I dont know why but im scared to go out into the street. im relatively antisocial and i have few friends. I cant call anyone because the reception here sucks. actually im jhust thinking. the worlds supposed to end tommorrow. But what if it already has? what if Im the only person left alive and everyone else has been killed by some mysterious entity? Ah shit, what if this "entity" could also imitate people online? I mean, I've only been talking to my friends on steam and Skype but I never heard their voices or seen their faces. What if it's all fabricated by that same entity who lurks on the internet? Shit, everyone on this damn forum might be a robot! There's no way to prove that they even exist or that anyone exists on the internet for that matter! Even if someone post a picture or a video of themselves online, it's all just lights and sound WHICH CAN BE MODIFIED. NOTHING ON THE INTERNET CAN EVEN BE TRUE. ANYTHING CAN BE MODIFIED AND FABRICATED. It's all just sound and light! SHIT, what if this entity finds this? Why hasn't it killed me yet? Maybe that's its intention? Maybe it want's to tortue me by forcing me to live in solitude, on my own for the rest of my years, without a friend in the world and only a digital entity to talk to on the internet.
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I have an old Romanian Cugir SKS, A Beretta 92FS semi automatic pistol. And I have a Remington model 700 bolt action hunting rifle.
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"Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men."-Martin Luther King Jr.
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I absolutely love Grimdark! Just the thought of gore, despair, and ponies brutally slaying other ponies is so wonderful and interesting to me for some strange reason. oh god someone please help me
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"By now, you've all clearly determined that you are not going into exile. There is no deportation. There never was. You are in The Factory. You will never leave The Factory. And while you may be called useless, that's also not entirely true. You're worthless to the flock as a Pony. But, you still have purpose! Purpose to all the ponies in this land, far and wide. You get to help us make rainbows! Beautiful, magical rainbows, doesn't that excite you?"-Rainbow Dash
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You remind me of the Angry Video Game Nerd.
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Well, if anyone cares, I thought I'd let you all know that I'm back. I haven't been on the forums that much because of school, work and I've recently got a new computer. I've also recently visited some relatives in Turkey and I stayed in the country for about a week.
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Anyways, something weird happened today. Some dumbass smashed my skull in with a sledgehammer. Thankfully, it didn't kill me. However, when I got home, a bunch of weird stuff started falling out of the hole he made in my skull. I peeled back the bits of bone and I started picking at it. It's all pink and looks like some kind of weird tissue. I sometimes tear bits of the pink tissue out of my head and feed it to my pet catfish. Should I stop doing that? Now that I think of it, what is that pink stuff anyways? My friends call it "brains". Should I be worried? Should I get some medical attention?
