Alright, if you are reading this, you probably know what happened with the MLP Forums March Madness. If you don't, here's a rundown.

It was Rarity vs. Pinkie Pie and Applejack vs. Fluttershy in the Final Four. Pinkie and Applejack won, but only after many people went absolute full retard, comparing Rarity to a Nazi, and just slamming ponies in general.

So, Sexy X decided "Ya know what? Screw it" and made the finals a 4 way dogfight, giving you a chance to start over. So, everyone started over.

Things were a little dirty. They were a lot like that piece of bacon you accidentally let slide off of your plate at breakfast and let it drop to the floor. Yeah, it's a little dirty, but you pick it up, wipe it off, and eat it. Because you are a man/woman who has some common sense and doesn't let good bacon go to waste (unless you are somewhere like Golden Corral, then that sh*t is just nasty).

Anyways, back on topic. The poll ended with Fluttershy in the lead, Applejack in second, Pinkie third, and Rarity in last, only getting 24 votes.

Then, Sexy X pulls a fast one on all of us. He declares all 4 ponies victors.

You would think that as a person that likes AJ and Flutteshy, I would be happy with this, right?

Nope.

So, "why is this retard not happy with this? (spelled incorrectly, because It's you.)", you might ask. Well, I'll tell you why. To have a competition with no winner isn't a competition at all. If there isn't going to be a true winner, and everyone wins, does anyone really win? Also, the last 2 days were wasted. Our votes didn't matter the last weekend of the tournament. We were there for nothing.

Think of it like this. You have a younger brother and a younger sister. Both of whom play soccer. Your brother's team just flat out sucks. You won 2 games all season, or well, one since when you tie it counts as a win for both teams.

Your sister's team, however, could go toe-to-toe with Real Madrid. This is that one team in the league that no one wants to face. They've got the skill and the team work to kick everyone's asses. This team only drops one game all season.

Naturally, in pretty much any junior soccer (football, for my overseas friends) club is going to make playoffs. So both of your siblings make the tournament. Your brother's team sucks, as they always have, and drops their games in the playoffs. Your sister's team kicks everyone's asses and wins the whole tournament.

Sounds decent enough right? Well, it's time for the end of the tournament. Then the director who whoever hands out trophies. Your brother and sister gets the same trophy. Your brother did nothing to earn that trophy, and your sister doesn't get what she deserved.

So yeah, I'm not happy with it. I'm not pissed or anything, just really annoyed.

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