"Alright, Professor," Twilight said to the old man. "Where can I find hayburgers around here?"

"Hmmm..." The old man, Oak, said. "You can find them at Mt. Moon's peak. Or, so I've been told."

"Okay, then. Thank you, professor." Twilight responded.

Twilight began climbing Mt. Moon. She had come equipped with tons of full heals and potions. She'd meant to stock up on repels, but it'd somehow slipped her mind. It wasn't a problem, she thought; with all these healing items, running into Pokémon wouldn't matter, right?

Wrong.

"Zuuuubat!" The creatures cried, as they attacked the alicorn.

"Ah! Get away!" The pony cried, to no avail. She tried to fire magic at them, but the bat Pokémon kept avoiding them. Eventually, however, with enough perserverance, she reached Mt. Moon's peak. There stood a lone hayburger. As Twilight walked over to claim her prize, a single Zubat swooped down and took it.

Twilight's eye twitched.