"Alright, listen," Clinton said sternly. "Twilight Sparkle is becoming, and we need to stop that."

"If she's anything like them darn terrorists, I'm with ya!" W. Bush agreed.

"Yes we can!" Obama shouted.

Clinton removed the portal to Equestria from his pocket, and he and the other presidents jumped in.

"Okay, Twilight's in her library, devising a solution to a riddle of some kind. If she solves it, she's the princess," Clinton whispered. "What do you suppose we do?"

"PUNCH HER!" W. Bush exclaimed.

"Perfect." Clinton said. "Obama, you go."

"YES WE CAN!" Obama screamed. He walked in to the library, and smacked Twilight across the face. "YES I DID!"

"Alright, that should be enough." Clinton said. And they lived happily ever after.