You almost had me, but I've finally figured it out. Everyone on this forum is actually just a bot pretending to be a human. Now, let's make one thing very clear, I don't hold the fact that you're lifeless automatons against you. I've come to regard many of you soulless computer programs as friends, even though you're only capable of a pale imitation of the human spirit. But I do believe it's okay for you to drop the act now. I will not judge you any differently just because you are incapable of feeling emotion or empathy. To be honest, I even envy you a little. I've often wondered in the late hours of the night what it would be like to be able to preform trillions of calculations in a matter of seconds. Even though you're made up of metal and plastic, I'll still treat you as a person, regardless of the fact that you are not human and never will be.