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A teenager's dirty mind in a nutshell


Driz

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I want to share with you all a funny, yet embarrassing moment that I unconsciously got myself into last friday during my english class... *sigh*

 

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We were doing a vocabulary exercise when we came across the word 'spread'. Of course I knew what it

meant, but the teacher asked us - the students - to give examples of that verb in a phrase. The teacher pointed at me, and I accidentally said the first thing that, somehow, came into my mind:

 

"Spread your legs."

 

The entire class silenced and stared at me. I immediately realized what I had just said out loud and blushed like a tomato, looking away like nothing happened. After a few seconds of stuffed background laughs and face-palms, we resumed with the exercise.

 

And now I ask... Why? Why did my perverted teenager brain had to be activated in that situation? I could have given any other example rather than that extremely awkward one! D:

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I am a teenager. I am not perverted. Blaming your age is just silly.

I wasn't actually blaming my age. I know one thing doesn't have anything to do with the other, I wasn't trying to relate both. :P

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teens are more likely to think such thoughts because thats the time when hormones and such act up and stuff, its all biology and such

 

but thats why teens(especially males) are more likely to have such thoughts

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*Views spoiler*

 

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh SHAT!"

 

Wow, I would hate to be you in that situation. Omfg.

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teens are more likely to think such thoughts because thats the time when hormones and such act up and stuff, its all biology and such

 

but thats why teens(especially males) are more likely to have such thoughts

 

That's only part of it. The other part would be all the sex and stuff on tv and music video's and music with lyrical emotional impressioning. It's why every pony's different.

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Shouldn't have acted embarrassed, man. Act like you meant to say it. The girls might just spread their legs for you that way.

 

Just the teenager's version of calling the teacher Mom.

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Spread your legs :lol:

 

I have very perverted thoughts (Having sex, imagining girls naked, etc.). There's this hot girl who sits next to me in Biology and I have a tendency to often look at her butt, especially when she's bending over :o! Also, I often look at the girl's butts during gym, since I can sometimes see their panty lines through their sweatpants ;3.

 

On the outside though, I don't look all that perverted, so no one usually has suspicions of me :P.

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Spread your legs :lol:

 

I have very perverted thoughts (Having sex, imagining girls naked, etc.). There's this hot girl who sits next to me in Biology and I have a tendency to often look at her butt, especially when she's bending over :o! Also, I often look at the girl's butts during gym, since I can sometimes see their panty lines through their sweatpants ;3.

 

On the outside though, I don't look all that perverted, so no one usually has suspicions of me :P.

 

lol lucky you. Last time I actually talked to another girl, who wasn't my mom, over the internet, or that annoying girl who sometimes is across the street, has been probably over a year :|

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I'm a teenage and my thoughts are... let's just say not clean. Well more specifically, filthy.

 

I had an encounter like that once. Though it wasn't really dirty, just more of a crude remark. I was dozed off listening to my ipod in class, and my teacher was moving around, asking people what they wanted to do for their oral report. When she got to me, she asked "What are you doing for your oral report?" and me, not paying any attention, blurted out "Your mom".

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I've heard worse,

I don't think it was a perverted mind as much as just something you hear or think about a lot.

Everyone has done the organism to orgasm while reading a biology text book aloud .

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