[RANT]

So we have a lot of fun here at The Ever-Failing One Man Show... oh wait no that's just me. Well, at least I have fun here, but today is something I seriously want to talk about.

A Series of Bullshit Events!

So today was the first day of school and the first year of Senior year, which was actually a pretty cool day... well, until the end of the day.

I was excited because the Senior Class gets off school a period early and I was dead tired by the end of the day seeing that I couldn't sleep last night....

Though, ending the day wasn't easy by any stretch of the imagination!

See being flat broke I don't have a car and I live a significant distance away from my school. Getting out early is something I just simply cannot do on my own, I need help.

Well, I don't have many friends in my class. See it might have something to do with how my class seems to act as a hole. If you want to identity the Milton class of 2013 its pretty easy. Aside from being the oldest kids in the school, they can more easily be identified as the ones who act like loud and obnoxious pricks. Nah, instead most of my friends are either in the class below me or already graduated.

So seeing that I have no one I want to spend any amount of time in a car with in my class and an irrational, paralyzing fear of asking for help, I decided for at least today the best answer was to call up my mother to pick me up... yeah I know that sounds REALLY lame, so that's exactly why I walked to the center of town to do so.

BUT the stars were aligned and they were ready to fire a cosmic cannon of pure bullshit, because out of all things to go wrong my phone kept calling the wrong number! I was completely baffled on how this could happen. As it turns out my phone contact has both numbers for my mother's cell phone and her work number. My phone decided to call the work number who each time told me I had the wrong number.

I was FUCKING FURIOUS!

I had to trek home in the hot scorching summer sun from my school all the way to my house (which is an hour walk) in a black T-Shirt and dead tired from lack of sleep.

Now the walk I can deal with, but being THAT freakin' tired to start with, the heat, and being rightfully pissed off is something that NO ONE wants to deal with!

And to add insult to injury, I got to my home bus stop AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME as my bus!

Also when I was home, the bullshit didn't end there. Being exhausted, dehydrated, near heat stroke, and being pissed off, I wasn't exactly a beaming ray of sun shine when I got back. My family did not help, no, they actually did worse! They did everything in their power to antagonize me!

"Oh he's just complaining because he had to exercise..."

NO FUCK YOU! It's the perfect storm of 100% grade A bullshit going on! The disrespect I get in this damn household....

But hey on the brightside, I got to break in my new swag fly kicks! #YOLO!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCK!