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The Division SUCKS


Kyoshi Frost Wolf

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The Division is shit. There, that is the simple version. Anything else? how about Ubisoft model the game a bit after Destiny, one of the biggest pieces of shit in gaming? Fucking brilliant. A game about running around, shooting guys, then running around some more, shooting guys, OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER. That's it. Yay. Woo. Soooo awesome. The Division lets us see the excitement of missions being reused constantly, the same shitty voice overs all the fucking time and bullet sponge enemies that can take multiple shots to the skull. Oh, you are level 26 and almost to level 27? Well, regardless of any of that 'gear' that you spent hours playing to get, that one level 27 guy will fucking destroy you. So all of that loot that you got that you thought would help you in firefights? Nope, sorry, it means absolutely nothing. Time to go grind for 50 more hours in the hopes of getting better yet still worthless loot to supplement your pathetic life. FUN. SO FUN. Oh, but if you play with friends, you can do the exact same shit that you were doing before, but now it is easier because you have numbers, so be sure to tell your friends to buy this game and give the companies more money! Then you will truly enjoy the game! Oh and buy the season pass too, because you haven't wasted enough money yet. So then you can experience the thrills of glitches, online only gameplay, enemies that only know how to rush your position because they apparently know they can take multiple shotgun blasts to the face, and so much more! Terrible story? Check. Terrible voice acting? Check. You can also create your very own character with such few options that games from over 10 years ago have had better! Seriously, could you ask for anything better? Can't wait for that DLC and endless amount of sequels!!!!!!

 

Gaming is fucked.

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Damn, you went wild on this one.  And yes, gaming IS fucked.  It's all about shooting, cursing, and those stupid sex scenes these days, with almost no one caring about the family-friendly games.  When do we get back to the old roots?

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Damn, you went wild on this one.  And yes, gaming IS fucked.  It's all about shooting, cursing, and those stupid sex scenes these days, with almost no one caring about the family-friendly games.  When do we get back to the old roots?

Not all games are all about that though. Take Pokemon, Super Mario Maker, LEGO Dimensions and Pokken Tournament for example.

 

I see what you mean about that statement though as most Xbox games have that sort of stuff. One of the reasons why I chose the Wii U.

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I saw you playing that on the xbone the other day and thought:

 

 "why the fuck is he playing that? its just destiny with less sci-fi :P"

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Well, this is what you should expect from an mmo. It's about grinding over and over again against bullet sponge enemies. Imagine if instead of people, you were shooting up heavily armoured dragons. It'd feel less unrealistic there would it?

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Well, this is what you should expect from an mmo. It's about grinding over and over again against bullet sponge enemies. Imagine if instead of people, you were shooting up heavily armoured dragons. It'd feel less unrealistic there would it?

If the enemies were at least wearing some kind of armor, it would be a bit more tolerable, maybe even some kind of helmets, but most of the enemies are gangster-looking idiots that are wearing standard clothing but still taking tons of shots to the face. Not to mention they have perfect accuracy while shooting a pistol with one hand. It is just stupid.

 

 

Not all games are all about that though. Take Pokemon, Super Mario Maker, LEGO Dimensions and Pokken Tournament for example.

 

I see what you mean about that statement though as most Xbox games have that sort of stuff. One of the reasons why I chose the Wii U.

It is not a platform specific issue. Each system has their good and bad games. For example, the One has Elite Dangerous, which is an amazing game, the Wii U doesn't have that. The Wii U has Mario Maker, but it is also a third party disaster. 

 

So it is not anything related to platform, but rather the state of gaming in general. Destiny has basically opened the floodgates for terrible games like itself and the Division. 

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I keep saying that the problem lies mainly with the consumer rather than the faceless corporations that keep shitting out these grindy, microtransaction filled games. If nobody bought these games, they would probably stop making them. Being loud about the flaws in them won't change anything since they see us as money bags because we as consumers keep enabling this type corporate behavior. If everyone were to stop being mindless sheep and giving these companies our hard-earned money every goddamn year they might actually pay attention since the only thing they understand and care about is $$$.

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