Honey, You Need to go to Bed Now
Okay, so, since midnight, my boyfriend has been acting oddly. Here...
(1:58 am)BF- Yup. Better break a few bones than die
(1:59 am)Me- What?!?!
(2:46 am)BF- Lets hope we can stick to it.
(3:08 am)Me- It's torture.. Your phone keeps sending me things I got an hour ago...
(3:10 am)BF- yeah. I'll pause it as the bomb explodes.
(3:11 am)Me- Why? What are you doing this to me?!
(3:15 am)Me-*name*, I think... I think you need to go to bed.
(3:21 am)BF- Drink more Pepsi!
(3:21 am$Me- No, I think YOU need to go to bed. None of your texts are making ANY sense.
(3:28 am)BF- Well, one more year goes by!
(3:29 am)Me- Honey, you need to go to bed now.
Now it's 4:10... I hope he went to bed.
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