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What I'm Thankful For

Otter

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"But HT!!! It's not even Thanksgiving!" Shut up, melvin. I'll make a blog about stuff I'm thankful for whenever I damn well please...

 

Look! A blog in which HT might actually be nice to himself! Whoopee! (Spoiler: He's still a total douche to himself.) Now I've never really been one to count my blessings, but today, I figured I might as well find a couple things that I'm thankful for.

 

1. I'm thankful for my family, who leaves me alone most of the time. If they didn't leave me alone, I'd probably be much nastier than I am now, because every time I talk to them for any period of time, I always end up livid.

 

2. I'm thankful for soda. Without soda... I guess not much would have changed, but soda is freakin' tasty, so I like to drink it.

 

3. I'm thankful for the "Tulpa" creepypasta. Without it, I would have never been introduced to the tulpa community, and would have never found out it was actually possible to create a tulpa.

 

3a. I'm thankful for tulpa.info for helping me realize a tulpa couldn't actually physically torture you.

 

4. I... guess I'm thankful that my body is slim. (You heard it here, folks! HT actually said something good about himself! Don't expect this sort of thing very often...) I'm... glad that my body resists getting fat, no matter how much junk food I stuff down my piehole. But then again, my body's a bit too slim, nearly skeletal, in fact. I barely have any muscles, which means the weight limit of things I can lift is pitifully small. I can't run for any significant distance without feeling like every little tiny piece of energy has been ripped from my body. I can't do physical activities, my mental capacities still leave a lot to be desired, a pretty terrible body overall. (See, I told you. Even when I try to compliment myself, I just end up finding more things about myself to hate.)

 

5. I'm thankful for you guys, putting up with all my bullshit and not banning me for being an insolent prick.

 

 

Yep. That's all I can think of for now.

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Zacharias

Yeah sure, you hate yourself and your situation but there are a lot of things I could be jealous about. You don't have to physically attend school...if I could do that I'd be the happiest pony in the universe. Not having to meet with a bunch of dumbasses.

Now of course you still work 3 days a week, but it's 3, and not 5. Appreciate what you have man...but please,please, PLEASE don't let that make you feel like you have no right to complain or be upset just because there might be people who feel even worse or live in worse conditions. I made that mistake and it brought me a lot of uneasyness.

You say you don't like your looks huh? Well from what I can tell you look perfectly normal to me...you look no different to me than anyone in the street. I on the other hand, look like a giant people eater and very distinguishable. That's why I don't have a lot of faith in ever finding the "girl of my life" or something like that. But you have no reason to feel this way.

You can change a lot easier, just try achieving goals that keep you going, like working out if it makes you feel better, just so you can punch everyone in the face you don't like.

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Shanks

I don't really know what you look like but if you want more muscle you can do that with weight lifting, yes you will have to start a bit slow as to not get injured but it can make a difference and be a good boost for your self esteem which judging by many of your blog posts you need. I wish I had a quick metabolism, I have struggled with being overweight for a while but I have been blessed with a natural strength though the knee injuries I have suffered at work have weakened that.

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Otter

You need to work on your self esteem.

 

Seriously.

 

Like Urdnot said, just don't even try. It won't work.

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Motion Spark

Like Urdnot said, just don't even try. It won't work.

if I believe that you are a good person would you turn me down?

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