well some one is picky. you should rely toss those aside and go with the flow, maybe you'll get lucky and met a girl with those quality or you may find love with someone who has none of those qualities.  

I mean i met my Special Someone after having an argument with them via PM..... anything can happen

obstacles*

Anyway, I've never had a girlfriend either, so I'm pretty much in the same boat as you. I would actually try dating sites, that's where Shankveld found her husband lol

Girls are confusing. Go with guys instead.

Also, you're doing it wrong. You can't define who and what exactly you want in a girlfriend that strictly. If you do, you're going to be solely dissappointed. And if you're somehow lucky enough to find someone who A) fits that mold and likes you, then you'll probably end up seeing her as more of a tool to give you "the feels" then as a person.

Go with the flow, go out and meet people, and see what happens. Love isn't something that's forced, but it is something that needs to be sought out. You'll be surprised who you might end up with. But ultimately, you need to be flexible. 

Girls are confusing. Go with guys instead.

Hey there baby, wanna hang out?

A girlfriend is nothing you search for like that, its something that will come naturally when you get to know someone. Thats what i think atleast.

Exactly what Vicke said. You can't search for a girlfriend, unless you want to have an unsatisfactory one, it will just come naturally.

And yes, those are some picky choices. You'll be happier if you're a bit more lenient with what you want.

But I'm only 14 and never had a girlfriend in my life, so take my word with a grain of salt if you like.

Also you shouldn't generalize furries, or people in general, like that. Not only could that lead to you thinking that s jerk is a nice person, from my personal experience, I've seen furries who are completely distorted.

OoooooOOOOoooooh Skull!

Anyways Idk if you're trying to find a girl here on MLP forums

(If so I suggest making a "Skull seeks ladeh friend" Thread)

But if its the internet in general I would suggest starting here many nice people so far!

Also lololololololol You so picky.

I wish you luck!

I hope I find someone too, someday, but my only requirement is that they have to be female so... :/

Ah... Cross the gaming part out, my man. But... Nice smart bisexual pegasis? Haha, well, way to go, my friend! :3 But... Don't rush it. It's not really worth it. Also, remember that when the girl "friendzones" -gosh, such a stupid word- you, it's a win anyway, since... Friendship is magic. :3 Nah, but really, having friends who are girls is very valuable.