Hey.  Y'know what really grinds my gears?  Prog.  It just annoys me because I don't know what in the flying f*ck the word means.  I hear it constantly  I mean, I always assumed it was short for either progress or progressive, but that can't be the end of it.  I hear it in so many ways and in so many contexts that nothing makes any sense.  I mean, I literally don't know what part of speech it even is.  Is it a noun?  A verb?  Adjective?  Preposition?!  What?  I don't know!!  People use it like it's a verb and an adjective, but then I hear people refer to it like it's a unique place, like a f*cking proper noun, like some, idk, some f*cking academy that you can visit or something.  It's all over the place.  Like, I'm not even kidding, it will be like this: "I went to prog and studied at Prog for two years and the students there were really prog, and we learned a lot of life lessons that were really important to prog, and then we went to a fashion show in prog, and the outfits were totally prog, and then the judges progged all of the designers who were too prog or not prog enough."

I'm dead f*cking serious.  That's not hyperbole.  I'm not being facetious.  I mean, people obviously don't use it that many times in a sentence, but I'm saying that I've heard all of those types of uses.  WHAT THE F*CK?!!  WHAT DOES IT MEAN??!!  I looked it up on regular dictionary and urban dictionary.  It didn't help.  It did not help.  I guess the prog is just too prog for me to prog.