Hey.  Y'know what really grinds my gears?  Accidentally getting a little wet spot on your sleeve.  Y'know, like when you're washing your hands or something.  It's the f*cking worst.  No matter what you do, you can't get it dry.  You blow it with the hair dryer for an eternity, and it feels dry, so you move on go back to what you were doing, and what happens?  You feel the telltale damp spot on your wrist.  So you go back to the hair dryer again, and it feels dry, but you can't really tell because the heat masks the dampness.  So you blow cool air on it until it's room temperature so you can feel the dampness accurately, and it still feels dry.  You can't find any damp spot anywhere.  You feel it with the back of your hand or your cheek or somewhere that's more sensitive, and it feels dry.  So you move on.

But it's still there....  IT'S STILL THERE....  

You can't find the spot, but every time you start to move and go about your business, you can feel it on your wrist.  You know it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad...  

You could set it on fire and burn it to ashes and you'd still feel the damp spot on your wrist.  The only way it ever feels dry again is to let it sit for a full 24 hours.  It's madness.  The WORST.