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Top ten things men do in public that they shouldn't


GenderIsAnIllusion

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1: Pick their ass/crotch

2: Smell their own armpits

3: Sing while listening to their MP3 players

4: Make loud obnoxious sounds at their friends stupidity

5: Spank each other (yeah im talking to you sports people)

6: Getting fresh with their GF

7: Fart/Burp contests

8: Cosplay

9: Hit each other in the nuts

10: Play MMO RPGs on their laptops (especially at a fast food place)

 

I am guilty of a couple of these.... Basically i made this one to appease the girls offended by my last top 10 .... NOW STOP CALLING ME SEXIST LOLZ

 

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  • Brohoof 1

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your picks are very easy to miss, I'm a guy and I don't do any of these. I was hoping you would put pee anywhere as # 1 but you didn't

 

crap! I don't do that either ^_^

 

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i do these: 1. Because sometimes i dont care.  
4. when hanging with your bros, its often funny to make noises at them.

7. C'mon,burping contests are fun and totally necessary.

8. Cosplaying is part of the Otaku culture. yes guys can be Otaku

9. Nutshots are always funny, especially in public. I remember kicking my friend in the nuts and a bunch of college girls laughing at him/us.

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The only things I do on there are sing with my mp3.. because I am able to sing, I'm not one of those crappy singers.

and the other is play MMO- Why on earth would it be MMORPG bro? (MMO strategy FTW), Nobody plays that anymore :P I am kidding completely. I don't do this sort of thing in public though, because I lack a good laptop.

 

As for the rest of those... I haven't even seen that except for maybe some small child, or a drunk.

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I don't do any of these, but I never leave the house unless I need to. I usually see these things done at school by the "kool kidz" anyway, and anything they do is forbidden for me.

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The only one of those I'm guilty of is occasionally sniffing my own armpits.  I try to do it discretely just to make sure my deodorant is working. 

 

There is nothing wrong with cosplay.  A guy dressing up as Sailor Moon might make me go "Hmmm" but even that isn't THAT disturbing. 

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Sooo its safe to say the brony community isn't what most high school and college male students are like..... in a good way!!!.... We much more intelligent.... My freinds... not so much as they are guilty of all the above and much much much more.... 

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