A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book?

They all have phones.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers.

Enjoy...

-Happy birthday!

-Thanks!

.You're welcome.

-No I'm Jokuc.

Hmm.. bad jokes.

*Cricket soundtrack*

Watt's going on here? ... This thread is re-volt-ing.

Why is the sky blue?

Because the sea is blue, and Rainbow Dash is blue, so why not the sky?

(An original by yours truly)

Watt's going on here? ... This thread is re-volt-ing.

Now, that's not a very conductive comment, is it? Wire you doing this?

Now, that's not a very conductive comment, is it? Wire you doing this?

That hertz

yeah just made my night, i thank you kindly.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone?

She was hit by a bus.

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

The Holocaust.  

Little bit of dark humor, anyone?