I knew this ages ago.

DUN DUN DUUUN.

I never even played Mario.  

I think I always knew he was punching the blocks.

But then again, if he was hitting his head on the blocks, it might explain how he talks like he has an Italian accent in some of the media despite Italy not existing in the universe of the series.

In my mind the movie is canon.

I never even played Mario.

WAT

I've known this five-ever. (dat mean moar than 4ever)

Also

I never even played Mario.

HOLY CRAP WE NEED TO GET YOU AN NES/SNES EMULATOR ASAP! HOLY CRAP MAN YOU NEED THI!

WAIT WHAT

MY EVERYTHING

I EVER KNEW