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I'M GONNA KILL MY SISTER!


the musty book

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Okay readers. Hello to you, how are you, blah. What I wanna talk about, is my sister. She is soooooooooooo annoying. She posted one status update on my account, and she makes my life a living hell, but today, she crossed the line. Last night, I stayed up watching all the seasons of Psych. I fell asleep on the velvet red couch in my room, in front of my HD TV. So, my sister snuck into my room during the night. She put whipped cream in my hand, and took a feather in hers. You can guess how this ends. I woke up, the white fluff in my face. I mean sure, I loveeee sugar in the morning, but not like that! And so, my sister ended up in the hospital. I'm not even kidding. She said sorry a bunch of times, and I said I accepted, but I didn't. We went to play in the park, and when she was on the monkey bars, I pushed her off. And so, her arm is now broken. Oops. This was worse than when she put see through plastic on the toilet. M dad tried to pee, and just remember this: I have to clean the floor. It was disgusting. My day was slightly less eventful than the rest of my days, which may seem surprising, but I'm one of those lucky people that get really eventful lives. So, I guess I'll see you guys later today.Or tomorrow. Or whenever something eventful happens. Oh, BTW, my other sister is playing Dust 514. Fun game. Always fun to shoot guns. ;) *kiss*

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Your sister sounds pretty much like a scumbag, but making her break her arm in return (planned or not) is a bit too much, don´t you think?

I mean, there are better way to take revenge, and maybe ways that wouldn´t count as bodily harm (what is a crime over here, btw...).

Think about some pranks, but don´t try to hurt her badly or even worse. I grew up with a bigger sister and she was very violent as well as played a lot of mean pranks, but I´d never try to hurt her like this.

Seriously, not cool, man.

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@Friendship:

 

Truthfully, it was an accident. She was on the top and I was beneath her, and we both grabbed for the same bar on the same place. (Weird, right?) She lost her balance and fell. Truth.

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well i have a little sister right now and i just hope she does not do something like that to me in the future and my mom is pregnant so I'm going to have to put up with to little rugrats

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