I'M GONNA KILL MY SISTER!
Okay readers. Hello to you, how are you, blah. What I wanna talk about, is my sister. She is soooooooooooo annoying. She posted one status update on my account, and she makes my life a living hell, but today, she crossed the line. Last night, I stayed up watching all the seasons of Psych. I fell asleep on the velvet red couch in my room, in front of my HD TV. So, my sister snuck into my room during the night. She put whipped cream in my hand, and took a feather in hers. You can guess how this ends. I woke up, the white fluff in my face. I mean sure, I loveeee sugar in the morning, but not like that! And so, my sister ended up in the hospital. I'm not even kidding. She said sorry a bunch of times, and I said I accepted, but I didn't. We went to play in the park, and when she was on the monkey bars, I pushed her off. And so, her arm is now broken. Oops. This was worse than when she put see through plastic on the toilet. M dad tried to pee, and just remember this: I have to clean the floor. It was disgusting. My day was slightly less eventful than the rest of my days, which may seem surprising, but I'm one of those lucky people that get really eventful lives. So, I guess I'll see you guys later today.Or tomorrow. Or whenever something eventful happens. Oh, BTW, my other sister is playing Dust 514. Fun game. Always fun to shoot guns. *kiss*
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