You invoked Eris. This is the kind of random stuff you get

So... Did you ever call her?

Can I have her number? XD

So... Did you ever call her?

I'm contemplating it, since a one-night-stand doesn't sound too bad.

I had a similar thing happen to me but I didn't have this kind of overreaction. 

Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it

"Get Lucky" was playing in my head while reading this.

Go for it. One-Night Stands are good.

You should totally pork her just so you can say you did it.

It is interesting you mention that because there was this one time at work a few years ago where this middle aged woman grabbed my ass. I have been weird ed out and turned on but that was the first time I experienced both at the same time.

My self-righteousness has been piqued.

dude....at least it wasn't cross dressing guys in there 30's......I still get shivers when I think about it....cant.....un-see...:'(

It is interesting you mention that because there was this one time at work a few years ago where this middle aged woman grabbed my ass. I have been weird ed out and turned on but that was the first time I experienced both at the same time.

So I texted her, guys. She wants to set up a date and thinks I'm "cute".

She wants me too "see" her apartment too.

She went on and on about how her ex-husband never gave her sex and how she's been without any for about a year. So that's pretty much giving it away without giving it away.

So I texted her, guys. She wants to set up a date and thinks I'm "cute".

She wants me too "see" her apartment too.

 

She went on and on about how her ex-husband never gave her sex and how she's been without any for about a year. So that's pretty much giving it away without giving it away.

do it bro

lose your v-card