O N ALSO HESE DED N STUF I TINK IM GOIN TO JALE AGAN N STUF LIK TAHT

I can barely understand you.

Good job! *Starts clapping sincerely*

OMG UR NOT HLEPIN LIK I SHOTED HIM N DA HED N HESE DED N STUF N HESE SAYIN GIBIRISH N STUF LIK TAHT OMG

O O O U TALKIN BOUT ME? U TALKIN BOUT ME HUH

OH

OH U SHAWT SOMWUN ELSS

HEHEHEHEHH WHO CARZ U GOIN TO JALE HAHAHAHA

You people are very entertaining to watch.

I'd pay money to see more. Now watch as some publisher charges me money to see you two fighting.

IF A CEERRRTAAIIINNN SOMMEEEONNEEE WOOD REMMBUR, I HAV A MONIES MAAKING SPEL

SO YA I KIN HILP YOO WIT DAT

LIK OMG DA COPS R AT MY DOR N DEY R PONDIN ON IT N STUF SAYIN IM GOIN 2 JALE WAT DO I DO N STUF LIK TAHT

HA

O SORREI I WSA TEW BISIY LAFING AT YOR MIZEREE

SCROO YOO HAV A GUD TIEM EN JAEL

HA

(dang, that really bucked up the formatting. ._.)

SO LIK DERES DIS PILE OF DED COP BODES N DONUTS OTSID MY DOR WAT DO I DO WIT DEM

LIEEEEEEK OMG WTFFFMAN HOW DD THET HAPPIN

COPS ARNT SUPOSTTO DEIE

I FIEND DOSE DONITS SUSPICIOSUS

WEL DA TING IS ITS NOT LIK I SHOT DA COPS I DIDNT DEY JSUT SAT DERE N AT DONUTS N GOT DIBITUS N DED BUT IM AFRIAD ILL WILL BE BLAMD 4 IT N STUF

HMMMM IDUUNNOE MAYEBE U LOOKD AT DEM AN DEY GOT DIEEBIETOS BECOZ UR HART PEERSING I'S??!?!???!!!?!!

DON BLAEM THU DONITS MAN THEIR JUS INOSENR CRECHURES

DUDE WTF I CNAT EVEN RED WTF UR SAYIN

LIEK DUUUUUUDE DONT EVIN LUK AET MEY CUZ IM NOT THE ONE WITH PRESKOHL GRAMOR AROWN HEAR SO U BETIR SHUT UHP MISTUR GUY HO SLAEYS PONES DOORING SLEP

Fak yo!

Puny fug! U no knew a sheit!

BUT SRSLY DESE BODEYS R STRATIN 2 STINK

I GEUSS YUO GAYS R HAVIGN A SHTTY DY 2DAY :D AMIRIGTH?

ACTULY IM HAVIN A GUD DAY 2DAY :­D :­D :­D BCUS I THRU DEM BODEYS N A RIVRE N I GOT RID OF DEM N STUF

HAE HAE HAE DARE WATD YOO DO WIT THU DONITS

I LIK ATE DEM N STUF BUT NWO I GOT DIREAHS N STUF ITS RELY GROS

WEL GUD FOUR YOEW BECZ U WER VERRI STOPYD TEE SHOT THET GAI IN THU FURS PLAES

I HOP U LURN YOR LESIN

OMG I WONT LERN MY LESON BECUS I HATE SKEWL

I have a headache.

DATS UNRELTAD