Puns.
Hello, friends, today I'm going to talk about puns.
Well, you saw the title, and now you've clicked on it, and what comes next, you have brought upon yourself.
What is zombies' favorite song?
Hit me Baby one Morgue Time.
What is Pizza Hut's favorite landmark?
The Leaning tower of Pizza!
Why did the congressman want balloons to be the official currency?
So they could deflate or inflate the economy whenever they wanted.
What do you call a seagull that lives by the bay?
A bay-gull!
Why was the doctor in a rush to quit?
He had no patients.
What did the Beholder say to the Officer who pulled him over?
Eye don't see the problem.
You probably lost a brain cells from reading those, but it was worth it, wasn't it?
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