NOT ANOTHER ITEM OF HEADGEAR TO BE USED AS A BYWORD FOR JERKHOOD

maybe now the fedora will wrap back around to being classy/Indiana Jones

maybe

I love top hats

TOP HATS FTW!!!!

Well, for the year 2015, we must make it the year of the cowboy hat. It just seems like we owe the Texan community by showing them we still believe in cowboys.

Even though Waylon & Willie don't want our mommas to let us grow up to be cowboys, let us pick guitars or drive them old trucks. They'd much rather see us be doctors, lawyers and such. 

Enjoy that country song reference nobody will probably get at all...

If you do get it, my name is Dug and I was hiding under your porch because I love you.

I wrote to much for this.

I sort of always wanted a top hat, though I'm more a fan of fedoras and Turn-of-the-Century-style boater hats.