Woohoo

*Moxxie tries to get into a tough guy club... with a tough hairdo*

Drifter Moxxie: *walking up to Reg with cool, slicked back hair* What's shakin', my man?

Reg: Not much... Wait, haven't I seen you before?

Drifter Moxxie: Doubt it. I'm a drifter, just blew into town. I heard your club was pretty tough, thought I'd check it out.

Reg: Nice try, kid. I know it's you.

Drifter Moxxie: What are you talking about?

Reg: AHA! *yanks on Drifter Moxxie's hair, only to find out it's real*

*Just then, the real Moxxie appears*

Moxxie: *wearing a rainbow clown wig* Hey everybody, what's going on?

Reg: *nervously trying to fix Drifter Moxxie's hair, but fails* Uhh... you can go in. Sorry about that.

Drifter Moxxie: *walks into the club angrily*

Reg: *to Moxxie* And what do you want?

Moxxie: I'd like to gain entrance to your social club, please. I believe my hairdo is in order.

Reg: *rips off Moxxie's wig with ease*

Moxxie: *nervously chuckles* So, uh, where do you stand on the whole bald vs. shaved debate?

*Just then, Verosika's hellhound Vortex appears*

Vortex: Heya, Reg!

Reg: Alright, now it's a party! *notices Vortex's snake tattoo* Oh, yeah, check out the new ink.

Vortex: Thanks. Hey, look what I can make it do. *flexes his right arm, which makes the tattoo wiggle*

Reg: Yeah! Hey, what about that one?

Vortex: *just noticing the Moxxie "tattoo" on his left arm* Uh, y'know I don't remember getting this one.

Reg: Can ya make it dance?

Vortex: Well, here, let me try. *flexes his left arm*

Moxxie: *tap dancing* Ha-cha-cha-cha, ha-cha-cha-cha, chattity-chattity-cha!

Reg: Hmmm, wait a minute. *rips Moxxie off of Vortex's arm* Go ahead in.

Vortex: *walking in while rubbing his left arm* Yeah sure, Reg. Thanks.

Reg: Nice try, little imp. *throws Moxxie away*

*Based on these scenes*