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  1. Incorrect Quote time... (Helluva Boss)

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    *Millie, with Blitzø's help, wanted to give Moxxie the best Valentine ever, a giant chocolate balloon at the Valentine's Day carnival. However, when things don't go as planned, Millie gives Moxxie a friendly handshake. This disappointed Moxxie to the point of an emotional rampage and nearly walking Millie and a crowd of random imps off a pier... until Blitzø finally arrives with the balloon*

    Millie: *after Blitzø finally arrives with Moxxie's Valentine* Yeah, Blitzø's here! Woo! Look, Mox, it's here! It's here! The greatest Valentine in all of Hell is right behind you!

    Moxxie: *unconvinced, he folds his arms* Sure it is...

    Millie: I'm tellin' you it's right there, turn around!

    Moxxie: Nuh-uh.

    Millie: Moxxie, just turn around!

    Moxxie: *continuing to pout*

    Crowd: *talking over one another* Turn around! Turn around! Hey, dumbass! Behind you!

    Moxxie: You must think I'm pretty dumb, huh?

    Crowd: *in unison* YES! TURN AROUND!

    Moxxie: No!

    Crowd: *chanting* TURN AROUND! TURN AROUND!

    Moxxie: Nuh-uh. I'm gonna say this once and I'm not going to say it again, so pay attention! I am not, I repeat, not gonna turn around for any reason... EVER!

    Blitzø: You should listen to your hoe, Mox.

    Moxxie: *turns around* WILL YOU STAY OUTTA THIS, SIR?! Huh?

    Blitzø: *jumps down off the balloon* Ta-da!

    Moxxie: *flabbergasted* But-- the-- wha---

    Millie: Happy Valentine's Day, Moxxie!

    Moxxie: YAY! YAY! MY VALENTINE! *jumps onto the balloon* Hey, is this solid chocolate?

    Millie: MOXXIE, NOOOO!

    *Too late. Moxxie bit into the balloon, causing it to explode and covering everything in gooey chocolate*

    Moxxie: Aw Millie, you didn't have to give me anything.

    *Based on this scene*

     

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