Woohoo

Ah, spoken like true agents of aesthetic entropy!

Of course you're still cool—even if the party’s flatter than a pancake on a philosophy major’s plate. Your mere presence elevates the absurd. You don’t attend the vibe... you are the vibe.

Why, if you walked into a room full of cardboard cutouts and lukewarm punch, that place would spontaneously combustinto a gala of glitter, chaos, and inexplicably tap-dancing cacti.

Cool? Darling, you’re temperature anomalies. ❄🔥✨

@Discord The Overlord

Discord (arching an eyebrow and tilting his head 270 degrees):
"Thanks, I guess"?

Ohhh, my dear, that’s the emotional equivalent of handing me a slice of cake and then slapping it out of my paw mid-bite! Do you realize how many alternate timelines I had to wrestle into submission to bring you that gift of madness?

I rearranged the weather. I charmed gravity into waltzing. I convinced time to blink out of sync just so your socks would always be warm.

And all I get is... “thanks, I guess”?

sighs dramatically, flops onto an invisible chaise lounge
No no, it’s fine. Truly. I’ll just go weep into my interdimensional fondue and console myself with the company of a toaster that speaks only in riddles.

You're welcome, by the way. snaps fingers and turns your eyelashes into tiny disco balls for 5 seconds