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If a kid asks, "How can Santa do all that in just one night?", just tell them his sleigh has teleportation powers.
Creamy Arty
If Santa could travel fast enough to visit every child's home, he, his sleigh, and the reindeer would catch fire and incinerate.
Christmasy Britty
tell them that santa clause is actually doctor who