Dark Horn

That looks... very nice. *sigh* I really need to work on my Rainbow Dash at some point. qq

I agree... I was kind of disappointed to buy some blind bags in which the ponies were incapable of standing up... not sure if that's Hasbro's fault actually, or some random person riffling through and damaging them. But I certainly hope they get better.

Sexual Tyrannosaurus... I'd like to read that essay. o_o

Looking good! Just about everything you said was accurate, except for the Pink Mane Theory, which we already knew was false but still loved anyways.

In The Crystal Empire, in that one scene Celestia was showing Twilight her and Luna banishing Sombra? The sisters had flowy hair then, and Discord was the first threat they had to use the EoH against, not Sombra.

But other than that, which was incredibly easy to miss, everything on here is accurate and highly entertaining.

I'm sorry to hear that. I hope things get better for you. qq

This is amusing and sad in so many ways. Young, annoying soccer moms...