GameytheGeemer

All the normal ways work, but I have Email, Steam, Dev Art, various other sites that are rather to small to work for communication purposes, Youtube, etc.

And PM on this site.

I think that everypony is forgetting the most obvious candidates to be faster than Rainbow Dash... Princess Cadence, Celestia, and Luna.

There isn't much evidence to say that they are, I'll grant you that, but it's made clear that Twilight, when she had all the alicorn magic, was exponentially faster than Rainbow when she was trying for a normal travel speed.

So, we it would stand to reason that Cadence (who was originally a pegasi) would be able to fly about 20% (Celestia and Luna taking up about 75% of that being the magic that makes up the 4) of that as cruising speed, so if she were able to fly as fast, or faster, than Rainbow Dash.

Unfortunately, we won't be able to see that, because of their ability to control their powers for the populace so they don't cause massive collateral damage and death tolls.

WARNING, PHYSICS HEADCANON AHEAD, MIXED WITH REAL PHYSICS

That said, Pinkie, with her ability to effectively teleport, as seen in Maud Pie (When she evaporates herself), she is clearly moving far beyond the speed of light, again, as shown by her ability to move unseen in all directions, but is moving so fast that the universe can't run a collision check (Think how you can clip through walls in games) on her, allowing for teleportation through 'solid' mater.

This is canon that she's much faster than Rainbow, as she can move faster than light, as seen in Griffon the Brushoff, Party of One, and Maud Pie.

When you are ready to post the final version, I'd like see this as a professional Grammar Nazi, as I am able to proof read like noponies business.

Upon looking at this, I know how to set it up so that it has a wipe transition.

If you want to do it your self, just replace the slide one column with the same column from what your sliding to.

Actually, looking at it, you seem to have a different number of columns on each of the two pictures, however many pixels you want, and remake the other image with that many pixels and then do it.

I could totally help you with scripts... Give me an idea of what you want to do and I'll write you one... And I need the writing practice, so it would be rather useful for me as well.

I can't donate any money... But I'd like to see what you can do with my OC Chain Mail...

Link in the description.

Also, while I don't care what pose you use, it would be awesome if you did like raring back or something.

I can make these... Just give me a day or so since these aren't hard to do... I will need to be at school to do it though, so I can have these to you by tomorrow at the earliest.

(Wow. Don't fqk with Chainmail then)

(Why would you mess with ANY practically name grade mercenary. Especially one that hires.)

"Fair enough. Chain Mail said, pulling out his own pistol. This was no normal gun though, it was a hunting revolver. Gun in hoof, he teleported into the hallway directly beside his tomboyish partner.

@@Neutrino,

Chain Mail sighed. "I was hoping to get more ponies on the inside for if I DO become a repeat customer. Oh well, regardless." He said, walking away. "Ironsights, you can take that shot now. I fear that the bouncers have lost any value in my eyes." He said as soon as he left earshot, commanding the sniper that he had placed 10,000 feet away from the casino.

A single shot was fired at one of the bouncers head. It was certain to kill him instantly. And then another one rang out aimed at the other bouncer.

As this was only 2 deaths, with no tracable connection to Chain Mail, he started walking round back.

@@Neutrino,

(Again, sorry for the slow posting. I've stopped being on my computer as much and am working on Skyrim a LOT. It also doesn't help that I found some DRM free DLC for it and am trying to see if it worked. And I started a new mage character etc.)

Chain Mail, being the aficionado of situations like this, walked up to the front door, the blue tooth in his ear so he could talk to his boys around town and with Tiny Tim.

"Well boys, how would you like to make twice your salary here for the same effort?" He asked, giving his usual business voice of overly cheerful and enthusiastic charisma. Needless to say, he was acting in a way he hated.

"All you have to do is keep working here, and let me, and my substantially under-dressed partner who just arrived by motorcycle, in whenever we show up. You'll get payed by me, and you'll get to pocket the cash. I can have the paperwork drafted in a few minutes. Best of all, no one will fire you, because you'll be protected."

@@kappa214,

Chain Mail, having been doing absolutely nothing at this point, was sitting around, figuring out ways he could upstage this new "Thunder Dash" guy that he had been hearing about. When he was, a Tardis came out of thin air.

"Huh, a transdimensional pocket dimension. Nice artifact you got there. Could probably be used for time travel if done right." He said, giving his professional (he made a pocket dimension in a random wall so he wouldn't have to pay rent) analysis on said device.

"Which makes asking where and when you are a valid question if you use it for such but don't control it. So, tell me. How close am I?" He asked the apparent time lord 

Silent Blade, being the trained assassin that he was, was waiting, barely noticeable in one of the buildings, looking like he was reading a newspaper. He was, in actuality, waiting for the others to make enough of a ruckus to keep himself from being noticed when he turned invisible and started running through the field with that sword.

At that moment, he had his watch on stand by and was ready to go on a moments notice.

@@Neutrino,

"I may have robbed that bank, but there were no witnesses or cameras. No face recognition or anything like that. As for a triangulation device, I don't have one on me. No." He said, not yet stepping out.

"I could easily wait for one of my contacts on the inside to get me one out of storage at my complex though."

"Well then, lets go kill some bastards." Chain Mail said, launching out of the garage like a missile at 200 miles an hour. He turned on his radio to listen to some music, but picked up interference from his bug in his apartment he had set up. As it was set to only turn on when there was a noise of over 20 decibels in range, it could only mean one thing.

"Hey, Bloody Knuckles, get some of your boys down at my place, ASAP. There might be somepony in there. If it's nopony I know, kill them with extreme prejudice." He said over the transceiver radio in his car.

"On it boss." Bloody Knuckles said back, and then there was a good deal of commotion as a squad of men left the local building that Chain Mail's own private army opperated out of. It was much smaller than the ones in other places though.

And so, he went into a swerve and expertly parallel parked in front of the mega casino.

@@Neutrino,

Chain Mail didn't interrupt for the speech. He just watched. He almost laughed when she pulled out the switch blade. "I must say, you may be pragmatic, but you lack a flare for style." He said, opening the back seat. "I'll let you have THIS baby on lone." He said, tossing a large brief case at her. Inside was enough torture gear to make a masochist blush, stored magically in the case. "And so you know, I'm on the team for a few reasons. One, being my deadly efficiency, and the other being the fact that I'm prepared for most anything." He said, climbing into his own front seat. "That and I was trained in espionage by the best of the best."

( I just realized something. We seem to be, whether it's intentional or not, into a villain ship. It may or may not become weird.)

I don't care about Rarity's actions, only because I see them as justified.

The only reason I think Applejack has more ground to be like that is because it's not just her money that's at risk, it's all she's ever known and cared for.

Combine that with the fact that vampire fruit bats were demonized like muslims to the crusaders and that they presented a much more imminent danger (what with the biggest cash intake being ruined and the farm being on the verge of constant financial ruin) where as there are ALWAYS more fashion contests that Rarity can take part in. And it would only make sense for her to come in second or third place until she's made more of a name as a fashionista (instead of national hero) and big wig in cities that aren't Canterlot.

I was only asking for ideas, not asking someone to do it for me

Maybe, but the fact is, with that model it practically can't be rebellious do to the traditionally heroic position. The model would have to be entirely redrawn. My idea would be a more slender model with arms outspread with twin handguns, an off black trench coat with a black tee with a red black widow hourglass on his chest, blue jeans and black boots. Call him the Widow Maker and you have a prime candidate for a surprisingly great Anti-Hero like the Punisher, who is the epitome of badass renegade heroes.

And since you're bad at drawing people, and I'm not that bad at it, that's why I could just draw it.

I'll see what I can do tomorrow in Graphics and Design, but no promises that it'll be badass.

That said, I think I can have something good, any more specifics that you want?

Also, how much are you willing to pay, because I am broke and need money.

@@Neutrino,

"Course I am. Basically it's a bike built for speed and no combat. Hell, half those things are things you'd need for going 300 kilometers an hour to keep you from flying. I'd give it an 8 out of 10, if only for the lack of weapons." He said, evaluating the bike. It was a fair piece of work.

"I'm almost tempted to see if you can live up to the hype of that bike." He said, starting his own cars engine.

I'm not entirely sure I have a dark spot. I am, however, a fair bit insane, but that's not something you can just give up. Unless magic or something can be used to entirely rewrite your personality.

(sorry for taking so long. I started playing skyrim, and wrote a story about a cybernetic banana killing mega cyber mecha robo hitler. So, I've been destracted for the last few hours.)

After a second or 2 of the door opening, Chain Mail teleported into the garage, holding a set of twin swords in his hand and wearing a bullet proof tuxedo.

"So then, two separate cars. That's fair I guess." He said, opening one half of the garage to his best car. A modified Bugatti Veyron Super Sport. Unlike the vanilla, this one had around 20 defensive mechanisms, it also had its engine set up to hit 275, not much better than the original 269 but good enough so that it could out run any trouble, and go from 0-60 in 2 seconds flat.

Also, it looked badass.

"So then, what can your car do?" He asked.

All right, I'm at the part where Angry Mega Banana Joe is invading Berlame and about to fight Pony Robo Hitler to the death and then have an epic pose on top of a pile of skulls with explosions and the like in the background.

Dear god, even I can't believe how I came up with something so off the wall from Banana, and Steampunk.

Here, this is done. I must say, this is weird. Like, really weird.

http://gameygeemer.deviantart.com/art/Angry-Mega-Banana-Man-435120564?ga_submit_new=10%253A1392768732

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Oh, hey, I know that this is a triple post for me, but I did finish your Banana story.

Especially awesome since I'm not even a major author here. 

Luft Waffa

Precision Strike

Doctor Explody

Boom Bewm

The Demolition Pony

Last Resort

and as a last one

the Renegade

I am sorry, but this if gearbox sold figurines of buttstallion than you could buy one and say that it was rarity. Here's an image.

That's why I thought of it. I would have put the original image of this up here, but it was too big.

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It is thus far.

Also, when did you become the dog knight.