GameytheGeemer

I live in Watkinsville, and it is COVERED in snowy ice.

"And now." Chain Mail said, setting a plastic explosive on the bank building to destroy it completely. "Let's see what my new vehicle of the week is." He finished, inspecting the street for a car he purchased recently. A modified Tramontana R with 2 missiles, oil, and a Gatling gun mounted in the trunk. Much like the normal car, it could hit 325 km/h, at an acceleration of 0-100 km/h in 3.5 seconds. (around the exact same specs for speed as the limo your chasing after me in)

In comparison to the defensive MI6 vehicle, this is very much for the strait offence.

But, enough about the specifications of the jet car he had available, he popped the jet seat to the car open and jumped in. It was around than that the car should have been arriving, but he took off into traffic. "I wonder if they'll try to catch me. I doubt it, after all, petty murder and explosions are a tad low on the radar for the mayors own." He said, musing MI6's intentions about the bank he just robbed. It was also then that the explosives blew up, causing him to be outrunning the fire ball of the incinerated building.

(Since nopony's posted in 24 hours or more. EXPLOSIVE CRIME)

Chain Mail, as was the tradition in his workings with other criminal syndicates, was in the process of appropriating some more funds. He was standing outside the local bank, about 20 blocks (either 2 or 5 miles) away from the agency where the spys are at. He almost knew that, or rather, was unconsciously aware of that fact with a jamming grenade. He kicked open the door and threw it in, unpinned.

In a few seconds, before any of the civilians could realize what was going on, the grenade exploded and took out all of the cameras in the facility. He went in, his TAR-21 blazing. Several dozens died in the first few seconds. He switched out his weapon for his semi-auto shotgun and blasted the window that the tellers were behind down.

"Care to open the vault for me honey." He asked one of the shivering mares.

"Fine, just... Just don't hurt me." She stuttered, leading the way to the bank vault. It was a time lock vault, so it wasn't shut or anything.

"Well love, I hate to go back on my word. But this is the perfect trap, so"-He said, pulling out his 22 inch long hand gun and blowing her head clean off "- I'll have to kill you."

He walked into the vault and teleported several millions into hamerspace where he would give a percent of it to the "Boss".

"God, this is the easiest pickings I've ever had." He said, teleporting out of the bank, leaving the scene a bloody wreck.

Zelda's not an RPG though, it's an adventure/puzzle/dungeon crawler. (unless you count Zelda 2 which has the RPG making Level System)

My favorites of all time are Tales of Symphonia, FF6, and Pokemon 3rd Generation

And Borderlands 2. That game is fun.

As Chain Mail approached the dead body of Mary Sue Grafton, Marina couldn't help roll her eyes. "What is it with you? You act calm, like murder is an everyday occurrence to you. I shouldn't even need to say, it seems we're up against something sinister."

"That's because murder is an everyday occurrence. I was raised in the army, so I've seen a lot more than most ponies do in a lifetime." He said, rolling the body over to inspect the torso for any bullet wounds. "That's why I was drinking wine instead of tea, get a better buzz." He added, not explaining away his history. 

@@Lightning-flickr,

Ah, well then I can do absolutely nothing for you. 

@@Lightning-flickr,

I don't need mobility in a laptop. Only power, and a moderate batery life.

My computer (the one I'm typing this on) has neither. (It shuts down after around 15 seconds of battery life).

Although. Does it go to sleep while using. That might be an issue.

I don't know about costs, but I'll trade you my Acer for that tank of a laptop you've got.

I need something more powerful for my main computer since I started using Photoshop on this one.

@@Stancet,

"Well, that's a dead body." Chain Mail said, walking into the room. "We're going to need to do a field examination to determine whether or not she was killed by poison or by other means. Granted, the general lack of blood means it wasn't a bladed or blunt weapon, but it could have been a bullet through the chest, possibly absorbed into her clothes and carpet enough to not be visible from this angle." He said, keeping himself calm and saying what needed to be done. "We'll also need a sample of blood to analyze if we can find an alchemy lab." He added, making sure to keep bases loaded.

Also, here is what I've been seeing the dynamic of the villains turn into.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FiveBadBand

And since you don't know the lingo, I'll just be linking a whole bunch of the tropes that I think you'll find useful over the course of the RP.

If things go a good way for the heroes, and we really do want a sequal

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DragonAscendant

@@Neutrino,

I know that this will be the pre-action narration. I'm just saying that I'll be staying behind the scenes, that guy in every spy movie that they find out about fairly early on but don't fight until the end.

The technical name for this trope is "The Dragon-in-Chief" as he's the guy out there that's actually doing all of the stuff and is (more than likely since I don't know much about the head of SERPNT) far more dangerous.

If you break away from the tropes than he will just be "The Dragon".

 http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DragonInChief

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheDragon

Name*: Chain Mail

Age: Early to Mid 20's

Current status: Working as security for SERPNT

Risk or threat level**: 5/5

Health: As healthy as can be. Also, as strong and fast as 5 stalions

Marks***: Blood Thirsty, Has a MASSIVE revolver and a large number of guns, can recover from close to death in around a week to almost perfect health.

Direct Skill.

Equipment:

Primary Weapon: TAR-21 Assault Rifle

Secondary Weapon: Saiga-12 Semi-Automatic Shotgun with add on 30 round drum clip

Side Arm: Pfeifer Zeliska .600 Nitro Express, AKA, the most powerful handgun in the world

Also, I don't plan on doing any fighting until close to the end where they need a MASSIVE threat to fight before taking down the much less powerful big bad who will go down in a disappointing fight.

The only way I see him surviving is if we want a sequel RP, and let's face it, all good spy movies have sequels.

Short Version:

Chain Mail's parents were rich, and jerks

Chain Mail was hyperactive, and so he was sent to military school.

Military school turned out to be a top secret training experiment.

Now he's a badass merc who killed a bunch of ponies for cash after he killed Cmndr. Hellfire, who ran the project.

For the long version, just click on Chain Mail's profile in my sig.

Also, here's about what he looks like as well as how badass he is.

of course, when I posted this the generator actually showed this sig. 

Well, since I've been working on just making sigs and stuff, I figured that I would upload all of them here.

All of this is stuff I've been doing for the last while.

Also, note, this is from most recent to oldest

But then, when I think about it waaaay too hard it seems kind of like, if I were an equine, and the cow were a bovine, and we could speak, and the females of both our species had udders. It would be kind of like milking a boob?

Yes, it would. But, if it was entirely profitable to sell human milk, don't you think people would already be doing it. That would be the exact same thing just about. 

I use paint.net which is the only thing I can afford atm

Ah, well, I don't know if they fixed it, but I know that Adobe CS2 was free a while back and that's what I use.

 https://www.adobe.com/cfusion/entitlement/index.cfm?e=cs2_downloads

And I thought humans milking cows was weird enough. God imagine if the cow you were milking was as intelligent as you, and could talk. Awkward?

I don't see how it would be awkward if I gave the cows food and shelter and that was the only way they could pay me back. 

I have a few comments, so please read this before posting people, since most people don't know, a Vector is what programs like adobe illustrator run. It's a series of advanced mathematical formulas that calculate the exact size and the colors of each of the shapes to replace pixels.

This is used in order to avoid pixelation at high zoom values, do to the fact that there is no pixels to zoom in on.

As for the signatures themself, I have a question as to what program you're using. It would seem that you aren't using Illustrator or Photoshop based on the fact that the resource images are very pixelated. I would recomend that you upgrade to the adobe family since then you have the live trace to convert the rasters into vectors or Photoshop because that doesn't let you do anything until you confirm that the zoom is what you want.

Anything featuring the CMC, all the songs in Pinkie Pride AND MMC, and Winter Wrap up.

I just came up with an interesting point. Almost everypony, or at least all the unicorns, would be able to see death because they are more physically attatched to the principals of magic, so they would be able to see octarine.

Because wizards can see octarine, that's how rincewind was always able to see death.

While I don't know how good it looks with no text, I just made one for you a few minutes ago.

Here you go

Also, not to nitpick, but it seems that the word you are looking for is signature.

i took a photoshop course in high school like three years ago but i forgot everything. :3

Ah, well, I'm in a photoshop class right now, and I use my skills frequently. :comeatus:  

Fairly good for a first sig.

While it was my second sig, here's what you can look forward to if you learn how to use Photoshop.

And even then, I'm still learning a good deal.

@@Stancet,

"Well, who could have guessed that if I randomly teleported around the house for long enough that I'd come across somepony that had found the study." He said, popping in again.

He sat down on his plot, and studied the doorknob.

"Well, if it's a way in you're looking for." He said, punching the door with all of his might. It was more than likely to go clean through. 

dang... he's a busy pony if he has a dairy farm on the side... and how would they get said milk, do they use some type of machine or do it by hoof?

Seeing as how he is very similar to Pinkie herself, the fact that he is constantly busy isn't even up for debate. Though the possibility remains that he can teleport and have hamerspace, so he might just make it in bulk in the off days.

But, they could get the milk either way, as we have seen that they have more advanced technology than that in terms of amplification, and we have also seen that hooves can work exactly like people with opposable thumbs.