Derpaholic

Holy fucking shit. It's been AGES since I last saw one of these.
I used to be an active Unterganger couple of years back.

Birthday wishes from Finland.
I'm turning 20 on april myself.

You know, you can turn the Status Updates off. I have that option enabled, I love having tons of friends, but I don't like hearing their every thought, lol. Just go to your Notification Options and you can disable whatever you want. 

Really? I had no idea you could do that. Then again, I've been a member here for only a brief time. Wow, now I feel like such a douche for writing this...

​Thanks for your help!

I don't know why we have a sudden influx of these little questionnaires on the site, but I do enjoy learning more about my fellow members.

I think you can blame that influx on me.

I published one survey in my journal the other day, and then it just exploded.

I just like doing these. Maybe I take some sick, narcissistic pleasure in it. Who knows.

What have I started... ?

This reminds me a lot of something a friend of mine would write.
Obviously this is still work in progress, but I could easily imagine these as part of some sort of a hooky, pop rock number. I don't know if that's what you had in mind, but it was the first thing that popped into mine.

What do you do?
If you don't feel like it's working anymore, you'll dump the idiotic bastard, because it's pretty obvious from what you're telling us that he's incapable of treating his loved-ones right.
Oh, and if you're worried about the whole "I-don't-want-to-hurt-my-boyfriend" thing, the only advice I can give you is that relationships come and go. People come and go. Maybe this one wasn't meant to be.
You have a choice to make here, obviously: Either stay with the old and familiar, and possibly suffer continuous mental abuse in the future, or dump your current boyfriend, and give the new guy a chance to show what he's made of. 

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