FlutterFerret

Sweetie Belle: Hi!!! Scootaloo: Hey! Apple Bloom: Hey there! Scootaloo: Ask us anything!

Two words: Nigel. Thornberry.

WELCOME! I am PikaNigel.

"Pancakes, only the finest. Blood "Strawberry syrup" is best syrup. "Miserable? I used to do this to support the Pie rock farm, but they blew it on alcoholic cider..." "Haha, Little Miss Rarity. I see you're back in business?" (OPDP: Did you draw that? Just asking ) "Like I said... ROCK FARM. CIDER BOOZE."

To start us off, this is my first fanfic. I'm open to suggestions. P.S. The voice sounded like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCnYzCtqOgU The knave's voice, not Alice's. CRASH! Clover Jinx ran into a tree as she was flying. She crumpled to the ground, wing aching. She tried to fly it off, but it only made it worse. Her wing was broken. "Quite the fall you took there." a stallion's voice said. It had a deep British accent, like the one Tidal had. Clover reminded herself he had been dead for a very long time. The stallion helped her up, and was gone within minutes. Who in Equestria was that? she wondered. Ponies came and went into the Everfree Forest, but she had never heard anypony who talked like Tidal had. *** Clover winced as the doctor wrapped a bandage around her broken wing. "Do you have any questions about when you can get out of the hospital or go back to the Everfree Forest?" asked the doctor. "Just... when can I fly again?" "In a few weeks. In the meantime, why don't you make some acquaintances?" The doctor left the room and Clover heard a small groan behind the curtain to the left of her. She didn't want to be rude, but the doctor had told her to socialize... "H-hey, are you okay?" Clover asked nervously. The pony groaned again, this time a little louder. Well, Clover thought, the doctor never said anything about walking. She got up and pulled the curtain over, only to reveal a maneless stallion wrapped in a hospital gown and a blanket. The stallion gasped, "Who are you? Are--- you a ghost?!" Clover just stared at him with a thoughtful look on her face, then held his hoof to show she wasn't a ghost. She smiled, and he smiled a weak, faint smile back. "My name is Clover Jinx, and you are?" Clover asked. "My name is Quick Wit, I'm Princess Fiery Wit's brother," he said. "If you don't mind my asking... why are you here?" "I was diagnosed with a terminal illness. I am expected to live for two more weeks. Please don't tell Fiery Wit?" "That's terrible! Oh, ah, of course. I'll keep it under lock and key." Even if she is the princess of Appleloosa! Clover thought. "Well," said Clover, "we should get some sleep." *** It was 8:00 A.M. and Clover was reading. She woke Quick Wit and asked him if he wanted any breakfast. It was too late to ask, however, because at that moment a mare came in with breakfast for the both of them. The mare pulled back the curtain Clover hadn't noticed. A filly was behind the curtain. As soon as the mare left, Clover talked to the filly. "Aren't you a little thing?" she said with a grin. "Um... hi. I'm... Twinklestrike." said the filly. "Oh, yes! Thunderlane's niece. If you don't mind telling us, why are you here?" "Um... us?" "Oh, yeah. Meet Quick Wit, Princess Fiery Wit's brother." "Hi!" Twinklestrike squeaked, and started to cry. "No, no! Don't cry." Bored, to be continued.

Hmmm... I'd have to say the Build-A-Bears, 'cause I'm a geek

Americans are fat, obnoxious, and love hamburgers. I don't think that's true, it doesn't fit me

Noop, sorry

"I suppose you own all of Equestria, being as arrogant powerful as you claim to be." "WIT! Hush up!"

Day 1: GO TO DISNEYWORLD!!! COMPUTER Watch TV Sleep Eat Sulk Day 2: Tell my brother to Computer TV Eat Day 3: Die

"I see. FLUTTERSHY! Get this pony a drink." "It wasn't going to be that easy."

"Manehattan " "Nothing, yet. I SHOULD rule all of Equestria!" "Nothing that you don't. I rule Manehattan with my sister, and Appleoosa with Tidal."

"I am on the edge of my seat with you... FLUTTERSHY! ESCORT HIM OUT!" (A dead Fluttershy comes out of the cupcake room) "Yes, Pinkamena."

"Hi! I'm Bubbly Shock!" "I'm Fiery Wit." "Tide Lock, call me Tidal." "NO! You can't make me talk to these... these... COMMONER PEASANTS!" "Sorry, 'Her Royal Highness' is stuck up. Her name is Sparkling Crown." "Ask questions, we answer. I'm the gentlecolt among these mares, " "Ugh! Fine. You are granted the pleasure of talking to us."

*weary sigh* "There's more than one way to skin a cat... or in this case, a prince of death."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-XUNzHpiLw "Now I'm wondering which wing of yours will look like a better cake topping!" I can see why people make forums like this. YOU CAN ANSWER RANDOMLY

"I DON'T EVEN KNOW MY BRAIN IS FULL OF HORROR... oh well, you're already a cupcake." *looks at your rank* "This will never do. You look like something Spike would eat." Heheheh gem cupcake pun.

"SWEET CELESTIA IT'S THE PURGATORY PONY!!!"

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-XUNzHpiLw HUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH