Literally Snails

Who cares if Hasbro is retarded? Who even cares if they make permanent changes to the show that Bronies don't like.

Do I need to remind everyone that Rarity became an alicorn in season one and nobody whined about it. Derpy has been permanently removed, but she's still all over the fandom. This can only affect us if we want it to!

Sooo where are the rest of you guys ? Its just been Koenma and I so far. We need more Action...Eeyup.

Exactly. I just sent a PM to each of them. See if you can get some of your other friends to join, too.

@@Half-Note,@,  

Well, considering that there is no personality or backstory:

Picture: 9/10

OC: 1/10 (Needs a backstory and personality to be a character.)

http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/big-shot-and-shale-r2530 (Warning: obscene language in the Quotes section at the bottom of the page.)

Big Shot led them to the elevator and pressed the level 1 button. "I don't care if the doc had you stand on your head with your hoof up your ass. As long as you're ready to do what I payed for."

"Eloquently put as always, sir." Said Shale.

"Thank you, Shale." Big Shot replied.

Slicer laughed. "Program...You have no pony like features. You're just a machine and that's all you will ever be. And that's why you will never understand how a pony mind works." He said, As big walked into the room.

"I think Program was just here to annoy the buck out of me." He said.

"I got you a job to do." Big Shot said. "So far, you haven't made me a penny. That ain't worth what I'm paying you. You aren't gonna pull the wool over these eyes. Nopony hoodwinks Big Shot in this town. Follow me to my office. We'll talk more there." He started to lead Slicer back to the 'normal' part of his mansion.

Slicer burst out laughing. "First of all. I am nothing like the ponies here. None of them are as flexible or acrobatic as I am. And Insanity means I don't grow any attachments...Of any sort. These ponies would probably hesitate killing a pony...I think its fun and I will do it in a heartbeat. I will even use my own hooves to snuff out their life. All I care about is chaos and watching everything around me fall to pieces. If that means burning every single house in this city to the ground. I will happily do it. I guess you could say...I'm something like a robot." He smiled at Program.

"You don't have feelings...and nor do I." He said.

"Then you wish to imply that you are sadistic. This does not imply a lack of feelings, therefore your conclusion is false," said Program. "I was wrong to inquire. You hold no interest to me."

Big Shot came through the door with Shale standing behind him. "Slicer, you're awake! Thank goodness! you're so much more reliable than anyone else here."

"That is a misstatement." Program said.

"Ehh? What the hell is he doing in here?"

Because you forgot to pack before shipping.

Why am I not asking a question even though this is a question?

Slicer raised an eyebrow. "Its just a saying, Program. Ponies use it when they are trying to express...how true something is." He said, cracking his neck and smiling. *That always seem's to do the trick.* He thought, stretching his wings and flapping them a few times before folding them back up.

"That is pointless." Program said. "If one wishes to express how something is verbally, they should do so plainly. You should have said, 'I am insane,' as that does not imply any falsity. Does this insanity truly set you apart in a way that makes you more valuable? You are no stronger or any more intelligent than any other ponies here, and you certainly are no less squishy. How does insanity make a difference?"

NECRO-BUMP!

I like this thread. Since the above poster hasn't posted an OC... I still give him a 9.5/10 because there is a chance that it is invisible :3

http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/program-gatasubal-r2557

Slicer laughed. "That my dear friend is called insanity...if you were to look Insanity up in the dictionary you would find a picture of me...or maybe the joker from the Batcolt movies...But most likely me since the joker is from a movie." He said, letting his hooves hang over the side of the bed.

"That statement is false." Program said. "There is no picture provided in the english dictionary for the word "insanity" as it is an abstract concept and therefore cannot be represented in a photograph. Your answer is inaccurate, and therefore insufficient."

"It was not told." Program said. "It choose to watch. You are different from the others that it sees here. The one who owns it seems to think of you in high regard. It posses a question to you. Why are you different, it wonders. What do you do that is so unique from the others?"

Dr. Park gave a sigh of relief and threw the unsterile needle away. "That could have gone better," He said to the nurses. "Put him on the bed. He'll be waking up soon."

(You can wake up four hours later, but Program will be the only one in the room. I want to use him some.)

Okie Doki Loki, I can respond now, could somepony give me a short recap of what happened after Nightfall decided to visit Jack?

He left with Maven to be all private and whatnot. Jack's still at his house, Slicer's working for a rich crimelord and everyone else is at the police station.

Slicer tried to push Doctor Park away as he approached with another needle. "I'M NOT WEAK...I CAN TAKE THIS." He yelled at the doctor. *It doesn't make you any weaker if you take it you know...It will help, Slicer.* *SHUT UP.* He thought, gasping as the pain got slightly worse.

Both nurses grabbed Slicer by his wings to hold him still. Dr. Park didn't expect any cooperation, so he opted to give Slicer the injection by force. He held the needle up to Slicer's shoulder and stuck it in as quickly as he could without being careless.

Dr. Park came back into the room with another needle. This time it was smaller and had a clear liquid. "Try to calm down." He said, motioning for the nurses to hold him still. "This will numb the pain."

He was lying, the needle didn't hold a pain killer. It was a formula designed to put ponies to sleep for around five hours, long enough for most of the pain to wear off.

"This isn't going to work. He's in too much pain, and his bones are in a fragile state! Make sure he doesn't hurt himself." The doctor said to the nurses. "I'll be as quickly as I can!"

Dr. Park ran out of the room leaving the nurses alone with Slicer. They both got on each of Slicers sides and helped him stay upright.

Dr. Park telekinetically held the needle to his foreleg and stuck the tip through his skin. He pushed the pump, injecting the liquid into Slicers blood. He removed the needle and threw it away. "You have about a minute until your body attacks it as a foriegn substance. Thats when the pain will start." He said.

Dr. Park walked into the room with a needle filled with a rusty red colored liquid. The two nurses were with him too. "I need you to hold out your rught front leg and stand prefecly still." He said. "Do not move until I say you can. Understand?"

(I have no idea what Im supposed to do with any of my hero OCs...)

"No pills." Dr Park explained. "Its just a simple injection. Go to the room across the hall and aait for me there. I will be there shortly. Dont forget that you can still change your mind. This isgoing to hurt a lot worse than getting them broken in the first place, and Im not going to force you to go through with this to save my hide."

Slicer raised an eyebrow as he stepped towards the doctor. "So...Are you recommending it ? Because I was hoping to be able to get out and about soon. So clumps of skin ? Does that ever go away ? I can deal with a coat and or mane overgrowth...That I can just cut, But I don't really fancy the thought of having little bumps all around my body." He said.

"It's only skin." The doctor said. "It can be removed similarly to warts and the like, but you'll need a different kind of doctor for that."

The door to the room swung open with Big Shot standing inside it. "They told me you were in here. How is everything with my new favorite cripple?"

"Not good I'm afraid." Dr. Park said. He was about to say more before Big Shot interrupted.

"Well make him good. I want him at the top of his game by tomorrow, unless you want to take his place. You hear?" Big Shot didn't wait for a response and slammed the door shut, leaving them alone again.

Park grunted, "I hate that ugly, rich bastard so much! I just want to grab those fat cheeks and... Oh... sorry. Anyway, it seems the hormone is now our only option."

"You can move, now." The doctor said. "The complications aren't too serious, I suppose. Patients often complain of mane and coat overgrowth. The hormone targets more than just bones you see. In addition to that, any cuts you have will heal faster, but the new skin has a tendency to clump together and form bumps of thick skin. You do appear to have a lot of cuts on you for the moment. All of these problems should wear off in a few days."

"Prefect." Doctor Park said. He walked into the glass room and, moments later, there were two quick flashes of light. Dr.Park walked back out with two, blue X-ray sheets, both showing two broken tbs on Slicer's left side. "Two hairline fractures." He said. "There isn't much we can do about this, and I'm afraid the healing process takes a very long time. You have three options for treatment. The first is the one I recommend, and that is to allow your body to heal the itself. If you absolutely need to go back into action right now, your second option is that we can provide you with an injection of modified hormones that all greatly speed up the healing, but also cause intense pain and possible... complications."

"Well, let's make sure they're broken. If they are, there isn't much we can do. A broken rib is a broken rib. We can't put a cast on that, but it's important to know if there isn't a puncture in your lungs." He said. He pointed to the machine. "Walk under the machine and put each of your hoofs on the red dots, facing me."

Both of the nurses cringed in disgust and didn't say anything. Another pony came from the room that the nurses left. This time it was a male, unicorn doctor with a light blue coat and black mane. "What is it now?" He asked.

"He needs an X-Ray." One of the nurses said.

The doctor mumbled something and unlocked the room across from him. The Nurses guided him to the room, but the doctor stopped them from going further. "I'll take it from here." He said. "Go tend to the others."

The nurses left.

The doctor guided Slicer into the room. It had a large metallic structure inside with an overhanging light and four red dots on the floor. Across from the machine was a small glass room with two computer screens. "Now then," He said. "I am Dr. Park. The Nurses say that you need an X-ray. Would you mind explaining the nature of your injuries?"

"One of Big Shot's boys get shot again?" The girl asked. She didn't wait for a response and clicked a button on her desk. Seconds later, two nurses emerged from a room behind the desk. They walked up to Slicer.

"Can you tell us what happened with you?" One of them asked.