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That Horse

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  1. When I see something cloppable, my left eye twitches. It's like pleasure is not exactly... WEll, anyway...
  2. For some reason to me, anything like pornography or clopfics don't work. That's probably innapropriate to say in public, but it's of my case. Knowledge replaces the wanting of pleasure in my mind for some odd reason.
  3. I personally just don't like it. I have to admit, there's great art in it, but it's just WAAAAYYYY too perverted for me.
  4. Any of you ponies play Banned From Equestria? I personally hate it. I was wanting your guys' opinions on it...
  5. Welp... I am not going to participate in this then. *disappointed groan*
  6. @Lighting Thanks! More ponies need to embrace science! I'm going to make a video giving a representation of TechQuestria, my home, and science will be revealed for all. I'm going to use Simcity 5 to represent it. It's the easiest I can do.
  7. @Lightning Bliss I fixed the part about the family. How is he innapropriate?
  8. Hey, Periwinkle, whatchu think?
  9. Name: Scilight "Science" Patanibu Location in Equestria: His penthouse in TecHQuestria Character Sheet Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/scilight-paitanibu-r6862 I am high-tech enough to beat Razor in a fight. I got some guns and armour, so come at me, Razor! I dare you!
  10. @Both of you "Well, I'm sorry, but it's standard TechQuestrian protocol." Scilight sets his firearm on a teble, and returns to both of them, unaware of what they are doing. Scilight has always wondered when and If He will ever acquire any new friends, but this might be the moment he does. "Hmm... Will they be my friends?" "Now that I've confirmed as both of you as not sociopathic, would either of you want to come in?"
  11. "Aha! intruder... *gets out spas-12* I swear, If that's princess Molestia, I am going to be so furious!" *trots to door, opens it* "Who are you? Why are you in my penthouse?! Why aren't you Princess Molestia trying to get revenge on me from destroying pert of her leg?!" Scilight then aimed the shotgun at the intruder's face.
  12. "Hmm... Man, when am I gonna get more friends? Ugh... Either I need more friends or a mare. It's more likely that I'll get more friends though. Man, why can't I meet a Mare that's just like me. *trots inside bedroom, shuts, and locks door, sits on bed* "Man... Princess Molestia won't work... For obvious reasons... Hehe, I blasted part of her leg with that spas-12! Hmm... Meh..."
  13. Hey, it's Scilight! Can somepony draw my OC, preferably detailed and handwritten? Here's what I made: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/scilight-paitanibu-r6862 EDIT: there's a new pic! The cutie mark is different
  14. *guard 1: *squints eyes* Yes, you may go. But the mayor has a sniper rifle so If YOU kill anypony, your life goes. Now, go, and explore TechQuestria! And stay away from the mayor's home. He's programming nad running maintenance on the fusion reactor that powers everything here...*
  15. *guard 1, over radio: He appears safe sir. We will still be alert. [turns off radio] Now, who are you, tourist?* "Hmm... good thing he doesn't appear to be dangerous. *gets out weapon If he attacks, I am going to be ready... Meh, *shrugs* maybe... just maybe... No, he wouldn't fit... or would he? Maybe he'll make a good friend... Hmm..." Scilight said. As scilight cored the apple from eating it, he disposed of the core and went to his blueprint repository
  16. Hmm... *trots to balcony again* That's interesting, that pony has a weapon... *gets out radio* Guards, strap down, lock, and secure that pony, he may be dangerous. He looks skilled, so enable your energy shields and get your electroshock batons. Use your firearms if necessary. Guard 1: *over readio* Yes sir! Guard 3: *over raido* affirmative! Guard 7: *over radio* Ok! *guards turn on electroshock batons and energy barriers, run over to Sin, strap him down and hit him with electrical ends of batons* *All guards: Sir! You are armed! We will contain you!* *all guards: Capital malcompliance will be punished and punishable by jurisdiction!* "Hmm... THe guards don't seem to be injured..." Said Scilight. Scilight then walked over to the fridge, grabbed a zap apple, and proceeded to the balcony. "Hmm... I still am thinking, how and where am I gonna get new friends?" Scilight said. Then, he bit the zap apple.
  17. http://mlpforums.com/topic/105413-life-with-scilight/ This is th etopic page... topic
  18. I have actually 2 favorites, Big Mac, and Twilight. Rape. Wait, this isn't pony chan
  19. TechTechTech WhyCantMyBodyAbsorbMagiC?

  20. What is Big Mac doing in my bed, and why is he sleeping a bit... provocatively? Crap! I better run!
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