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  1. That Horse
    I know a guy. His name is Elmer. Elmer J. Fapp= Elmer J. CLop
  2. That Horse
    That's what I think of that res
  3. That Horse
    @boitreporte: play 2 games, use both. @Archi: I agree @Minister: Are you talking about fapping? The humans call clopping "Fapping". Clopper! You da clopper!
  4. That Horse
    Besides, go tech out (See what I did there?) with the latest TechQUestrian personal anti-hazardous combat exoskeleton suit.
  5. That Horse
    This is rude, but, WHAT A GEMINI! Go visit TechQuestria, yeah, you'll see the engineer I am. But, seriously, if there's another tech pony in Equestria, I can compete!
  6. That Horse
    HOw's that a paradox, you're a cat, and I'mma murder you with a flask of anomolous materials , a hammer, and a radioactive isotope! Oh, right, Schrodinger did that. Here's a paradox: Celestia gave birth to Tirek. (Obviously that's untrue in the canon cannon)
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    How's that a paradox, box? hox jox kox lox xox sox xox xoxi sockx Well, this is what im thinking: he must've been hung on the days it was said that he wasn't, because it contradicts itself within logic. How's bout's this, Wankers's's's's's's. THat's the paradox's's's. You can put an endless chain of 's's's infront of a phrase.
  8. That Horse
    Mine didn't. You're the cat in my box im trying to murder with chemicals. I JUST SCHRODERED' YA, SON!
  9. That Horse
    I pose a conondrum to ALL of you p3wnies. Isn't time travel a paradox, since you're traveling to before you traveled to that time, so it would jut create an infinite time loop?! It seems logical to me. Post your parapoopparadoxes here, and hope I don't rationalize them!
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    Cyan Blue

    That Horse commented on Cyan Blue's character in Character Archive

    Atleast magic doesn't work in TechQuestria! or even exist in this manner
  11. That Horse
    Me... Get... 13 bananas! 13 banananas!
  12. That Horse
    PinkieEatsPie should be addad
  13. That Horse
    Well, last time I remember, my IQ was... I believe around 200. I applied for... I do not remember
  14. That Horse

    Im done with the feeding

  15. That Horse
    Nope. I want to eat that cow's flank steak. *points at cow* There's all kinds of steak.
  16. That Horse

    Hey, Cyan

  17. That Horse
    Oh, and, this is not spam. It's to spam on. *me takes flank steak and puts it on plate* *phone rings* I think I have a dying animal. *phone rings* I think I have a dying animal.
  18. That Horse

    I force-feed severed heads to Pinkie Pie, and I force-feed gems to Rarity, and I force-feed books to Twilight Sparkle. trolololololololol

  19. That Horse
    That's how you eat everyone's flank (Confusing them) say flank steak
  20. That Horse

    *Nom nom nom* Im chewing on a carrot

  21. That Horse

    Hey, Chikorta

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      Moved to Elsewhere

      no

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      That Horse

      Ok. these things cost 520 bits each. They are not cheap. *taps teleporter button and teleports you to my penthouse*

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      That Horse

      Welcome to my home!

  22. That Horse
    Hey, how're ya? don't worry, I like to quote things! Also, hope you like it here! I haven't been here too long, but the people here are super nice!
  23. That Horse
    When was your flank made into steak? Or how did you get your cutie mark?
  24. That Horse

    Hey! It's me, anti-magic pony Scilight! I will share my recently developed technology here. If anypony wants to get it, just visit my penthouse, and I'll educate you on the relevant stuff. Number 1: PonyX electronix edition 8.9 Number 2: Laser Weapon TronEx series There's alot more confidental information for me to leak out another time- Im kidding, I invented this stuff. Number 3: Exquisition Inclusion TronAM Steam Locomotive Express- Otherwis...

  25. That Horse
    The community IS infact treating me correctly. Also, yes, I do like Technology and I despise Celestia's art of magic. Technology is the forbidden path, long forgotten by ponies long ago, I choose to revive that path, and spread a technological revolution. So, everyone reading this, Spread the word about TechQuestria and my technology, and LETS MAKE SCIENCE!!
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