Samurai Equine

Don't worry, I'm an intelligent monster, I'll only attack you with pop quizzes.

Red Chicken Nachos.

Wow, what a horrible name... Sounds like we play a mix of bossa nova and some light Hispanic-inspired music. Feh. 

Charisma.

Ponies are good at 71 things. Magic, friendship, and 69. 

Bake.

A jump to the sky turns into a Rider Kick.

おはようございます!!

Welcome to the herd, welcome to the forum. If you ever need a friend to talk to, don't hesitate.  Did you bring any muffins?

The 'stache!

9.37, and I'm rounding up.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how often does purple taste good?

I own this Sonic plush from the Sonic X Japanese plush set. As a Sonic fan, it is REALLY hard to find a decent Sonic plush. Many look derpy, and not always in a charming way. Others have flaws and weird material decisions. This one, I feel, is very close to being perfect. It might not look good based on this one stock image, but in hand, it's a great plush. I'm very happy with it. 
There was a Shadow, Knuckles, and Eggman plush from this set I wouldn't mind owning some day, even if they've become kind of rare by now.

If I want additional characters, I might someday fill the roster out with the GE brand plushes. Those seem to be in the right scale, and with good quality too.

You lost a lot of blood but we found most of it.

Kart. 

Enforcer.

Intimidating.

Baby.

Not anymore! 

Passionate.

Forget memories.

Maybe, but only if it would help us understand each other better. 

Was this session satisfactory, or would you like to schedule a follow-up?

Why hello, tail! What are doing over there?

Pork.

If I say no, will you freak out and try to kill me? 

Middle school.

Do schools (not counting college) still use text books? (Genuinely want to know.)

Darn.

Chimney sweep.

Absolutely no idea.

"You may know everything I'm going to do, but that's not going to help you because I know everything you're going to do! Strange, isn't it?!"