Starlight Fan

No, I only put that there to tick A.I. off. Just kidding. Yes, you're best pony. For now.

Wait, where did 42 go? I hypnotised him, he shouldn't be able to go anywhere...

It's not really me. It's me represented as a colourful horse. But thank you.

WHOAAAAAAAAAAAA *slowly begins wondering where you live* It'd be so weird if we lived in the same place XD Ah, perfect! Tell me where you live. So your location "Far, far away from the happy lands of Equestria there was forsaken, desolate land; a place where even demons feared to tread. Here the air was a malevolent force that sought to strangle the life out of any who dared trespass; and the ground was an endless sea of hateful malice. Only one jagged peak rose from this sea of destructive chaos, piercing the sky with pillars of inky black rock. Atop this mountain was a place of unfathomable evil, a dread castle whose architecture laughed in the face of basic physics. Each and every brick of this Celestia forsaken stronghold had been used to crush a small, adorable kitten to death before being neatly slotted into place. Only one man dared to claim dominion over this land, the dread necromancer Darkblade Stormgiggle." is across the world from where I live? Merci! Sadly, I didn't make it myself. I just added the background to a drawing someone made of Times.

5:43 PM. Why?

yee frandship! friendship!

We still care about winning? Alrighty then!

Haha, no! Witness my new power courtesy of Stormgiggle the amazing *hypnotises 42*

*suddenly realises I can hypnotise AI to give me all the blood samples and ruin his party, and therefore his life, so that he will be depressed for all eternity* Hmm...

*is unhypnotised* I don't know what just happened, but I think I know the hypnosis spell! *attempts to hypnotise Stormgiggle*

*watches and nods robotically as I'm still under Storm's full control* Okay.

*is hypnotised*

Oh. There must be a way for me to learn it, right? Aha! Hypnotise me to know the spell! That'll surely work! Just don't make me do anything... weird when I'm hypnotised. But I trust you.

What just happened?

I don't really have a favourite, but Now You See Me was pretty good, and is also the only movie title I can think of right now.

*is hypnotised to do whatever you say*

Dating me is painfully simple though. All you have to do is be an interesting, funny person, and bribe me with lots of candy that won't give me diabetes. Yeah, do you know how to hypnotise?

I officially approve of this list of interesting people. Right.

I have no idea. Maybe I'll learn how to hypnotise other ponies.

Oooooooh. I'll be sure to be there then, to ensure his total destruction. WHY DID YOU DO THAT EXPLAIN EXPLAIN WHY I THOUGHT WE WERE FRANDS FRIENDS!

The past is in the past. Why don't you take over A.I. Pony's body? Then you can destroy all his blood samples so he can't start some weird clone party! Sadness and loneliness is what you deserve for being a self-admitted jerk. I think I'm so funny

Well, you ruined my dreams of creating an evil cult, ruling the world and sending A.I. Pony to a world of doom, and I'm sad.

On second thought, you can stay for a little longer. The toilet needs cleaning and I don't want to do it myself. Hey, at least you didn't force me into a marriage or make me consume a lot of drugs, right? WAIT, YOU DESTROYED THE FRAND CULT? HOW COULD YOU?!?!!

Can you get out now? I kind of want my body back. Why did you take it in the first place? At least you didn't give any of my blood to Dan. Imagine how horrible that would be! I sure hope you haven't done anything stupid as me yet.

...Wait, if you've got my body, how the hell am I still in it typing this message? And why would Dan want to clone me anyway?!