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If my Sims would stop turning the radio on all the time, that'd be nice.

Most movie mad scientists are actually just mad engineers. They aren't testing their nonexistent hypothesis, they didn't leave a control group...

The glass is always full.

Einstein developed a theory about space... it was about time, too.

Attention, any visitors: tomorrow is Nerdy Joke Day, so hold on to your figurative and literal hats!

Fahrenheit: 0 degrees is really cold. 100 degrees is really hot. Celsius: 0 degrees is fairly cold. 100 degrees will make you dead. Kelvin: 0 degrees will make you dead. 100 degrees will make you dead.

A better is at the horse races. He decides to hire a biologist, a physiologist, and a physicist to help him with his bets so he will be sure to win. Later, the scientists come back. The biologist says, "Sir, I tried. I am sorry. There are just too many variables; the horses' genetics, their diets, etc." The physiologist says much the same. The physicist comes up with a sheet of paper, and says, "Sir, I developed this equation to help you." Nodding, the better says, "Le...

A better is at the horse races. He decides to hire a biologist, a physiologist, and a physicist to help him with his bets so he will be sure to win. Later, the scientists come back. The biologist says, "Sir, I tried. I am sorry. There are just too many variables; the horses' genetics, their diets, etc." The physiologist says much the same. The physicist comes up with a sheet of paper, and says, "Sir, I developed this equation to help you." Nodding, the better says, "Le...

A better is at the horse races. He decides to hire a biologist, a physiologist, and a physicist to help him with his bets so he will be sure to win. Later, the scientists come back. The biologist says, "Sir, I tried. I am sorry. There are just too many variables; the horses' genetics, their diets, etc." The physiologist says much the same. The physicist comes up with a sheet of paper, and says, "Sir, I developed this equation to help you." Nodding, the better says, "Le...

A better is at the horse races. He decides to hire a biologist, a physiologist, and a physicist to help him with his bets so he will be sure to win. Later, the scientists come back. The biologist says, "Sir, I tried. I am sorry. There are just too many variables; the horses' genetics, their diets, etc." The physiologist says much the same. The physicist comes up with a sheet of paper, and says, "Sir, I developed this equation to help you." Nodding, the better says, "Le...

Darn Nutri-Matic. All he wanted was tea.

I am trying to learn Dovah-speak. Easier said than done.

What is life; but the endless search for a cutie mark?

I'm trying to wait for a Skyrim DLC to finish downloading. It's been hours.

Happy Spring/Fall, depending on which hemisphere you live in.

Happy Spring/Fall, depending on which hemisphere you live in.

Are you, visitor, aware that everybody who drinks water dies?

A person told me about Steven Universe. I have an addiction.

A person told me about Steven Universe. I have an addiction.

... lurk, lurk, lurk... *leaves you a copy of 'The Elements' by Tom Lehrer* ... lurk, lurk, lurk...

I put on a roast at lunch and now the whole apartment complex smells like pot roast. Do I win the Worst Neighbor Ever award?

I put on a roast at lunch and now the whole apartment complex smells like pot roast. Do I win the Worst Neighbor Ever award?

YES! I AM NOT THE FATHER!!!!!!! THANK YOU MAURY SENPAI SAN!!!!!

M'aiq does not understand what is so impressive about shouting. M'aiq can shout whenever he wants.

Hia QuantumSparkle, thanks for the add c: I have to get ready for school but I'd love to chat with you when I get back, if that's okay ^^